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You cannot possibly be serious. Just because I don't have anything to do in heaven, and all eternity not to do it doesn't mean that I answer to your whims. And, besides, you do not have the patience to deal with me or the complete lack of interest I have in all of this.

You're still thinking about this, aren't you? Are all humans this dense?

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Considering how dangerous you get when you're bored, I'd just take the deal and be glad for it, if I were you.

Oh please. I'm not that dangerous when I'm bored. And besides, they couldn't possibly find somewhere that would actually be interesting for me. That's what has them hemming and hawing.

Well, that and some garbage about "Voice," as if anyone could ever get me right.

You wrecked my shrine. I'm not getting over that any time soon.

Besides, do you ever listen to yourself talk? It's a wonder you're being bothered with. Look, just stay out of trouble. I don't want to have to clean up any messes.

Whine whine whine. I helped fix it, didn't I? [And shoved one of her keystones into it so Yukari would have to fix it again.] And I think I've learned enough of a lesson not to let you know if there's going to be a mess. Your cleanup skills leave a lot to be desired.

Not telling me about the trouble isn't the same as not making trouble!

Not surprised that's how you see it, since you're apparently the nanny of everything, but if you never find out about it, it wasn't that big a deal was it?

You just sound like a kid trying to avoid punishment.

And you definitely still sound like a nanny who likes sticking their nose in my perfectly innocent fun. I'm not going to go easy on you this time around, you know.

Go easy on me? Don't be ridiculous. That sounds like sore loser talk, now.

Oh, I really want to trounce you so badly one of these days. Someone needs to put that colossal ego of yours in its place. They really do.

Hopefully they don't decide to try and cram me into one of those "Sex Games." They sound horribly annoying.

They sound like a lot of effort, which I'm allergic to, so good luck.

Don't even pretend. You'd be a pillow queen, and you know it.

There's still effort involved. It's a pain, regardless.

... Maybe if there were donations involved. -Reimu. That's prostitution.-

Wow. I never thought the great priestess and shrine maiden would be such a natural for the streetwalker position. Going to turn a few tricks if yours ever drags you into one? It is a pain, though. I'll agree on that. I prefer to pick my partners myself.

Priest. Masculine. -Huff.-

So, does that make you a Gigolo in the making?

What does any of that even mean?!

Probably that we're putting ideas in my mun's head and they'll end up sticking us in some awful situation in a meme at some point where I'm cramming a donation into your offering box. And who knows if mine will throw me at a sex game. They're thinking about it.

-A frustrated groan.- Look I don't care where you end up... BUT since those places have all kinds of weird rules that keep people like me from winding up there anyways, don't think I won't still be mad if you cause some sort of problem!

Aren't you the lucky little whore? [Yep, she was sticking to that little jab.] Well, since most of them also "Nerf" powers, I probably won't be able to cause what you seem to think are such big problems.

And you know there's always a few of them out there that let people just like you in. Not many, but there are a few.

Stop calling me weird things!

And we're not exactly looking. I'm fine where I am. Everything else is a pain.

If I give you a big enough donation, I'll bet you let me call you whatever I want, heh. Yeah, I kinda figured. You're pretty damned hard to get moving in the first place. They keep muttering something about "Not enough good sex games out there." Apparently it's a hard thing to find?

How should I know?

And I have more dignity than that.

Eh, neither do I. I think that's their job.

And I'm tempted to see just how much dignity you really have. Wonder what will happen if I put a ten thousand yen note in your box. I bet you'd bark like my little puppy if I did that. It might be worth doing that.

-On one hand, that's a lot of scratch, and he knows she's good for it...

But on the other.-

I think Aunn would get jealous if I had to bark.

[And yet, that definitely didn't sound like a no.]

Oh man, if I'd known it might be this simple to deal with you, I might not have resorted to the spell cards. I'd just have paid you off. But that doesn't change that I'm probably coming over to see you soon.

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