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[stationghost]

Let me get this straight: If you put me in one of these "game" things, people will be able to see me? And talk to me? Who aren't Crazy Ghost? And I might even be able to eat and drink?

Well, you should totally do it, then! Right now! C'mon!

Whattaya mean, you're scared? That's a crap excuse! Put me in a game, pleeeeease!

Ugh, you're so mean.

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I apologize in advance for this jerkface

[housewareshero]

Why can't ya eat an' drink now? You anorexic or somethin'?

[stationghost]

'Cause I'm dead. I can't eat, or change clothes, or do my hair, or lots of things and it totally sucks.

[A short pause]

Oh my gosh, are we talking? Hi!

[housewareshero]

Yeah, hi. [he squints at her, looking for signs of possession. not that they show up until the demons want them to. he's been this paranoid for 30 years. don't take it personally]

Dead how, exactly?

uh, spoilers I guess

[stationghost]

Like...dead-dead? I died? I think an angry ghost in a construction worker killed me. I dunno, I don't really remember. And then I couldn't leave the police station.

[housewareshero]

That ain't good. [not good for him, not good for her. unless. well. he's seen other spirits here.]

Were his eyes white? I need to make sure whatever got into him ain't gonna get into you.

[stationghost]

Uh, no? [Weirdo.] I think maybe they turned red when he was angry.

And he can't be in me, I'm dead, duh. Can't get possessed if you're dead. I think. [Crap, can you? Or is that too many souls? Ugh, maybe Crazy Ghost would know. Ugh, why isn't he here, that jerkface.] Anyway, he wasn't mad at me, I think he just didn't want the police after him or whatever.

[housewareshero]

["weirdo" doesn't even begin to cover it.]

He didn't want the cops to come, so he killed you. Sure, that makes tons'a sense. So, what, now you like, do this whole beyond the grave revenge thing and sic the cops on him? Is that what's goin' on here?

[he watches a lot of crappy tv, don't mind him]

[stationghost]

No! Well, I don't think so. I didn't even remember he killed me until he started killing people again.

And it makes total sense, fatty! I saw him throw my chem teacher off the roof.

[housewareshero]

[fatty??? goddamn teenagers.]

Hey, let's not get personal, pulseless.