STOP LAUGHING AT ME

[gotanymore]

I warned you.

I warned you about Suramar, dearest mun. I told you constantly.

You didn't listen.

Well who's fault is it that you have a listening comprehension issue? Not mine.

... Well yes, other than all the constant dying you've been doing in there, Elisande, the guards, the demons and all the slowly dying people inside of it, it is a lovely city, I'm glad you agree.

Excellent architecture.

... Yes, I am being sarcastic.

... Not about the architecture.

Don't be that way, mun, we've been getting along wonderfully lately, haven't we? We've already made a new friend, I haven't a single issue with you yet.

... Though I... I harbor no...

[DONT]

... Illusions that this might change later.

[EAT A DICK]

Comments

[warglaives]

What a lovely companionship.

[gotanymore]

It's going swimmingly, I have no idea why she's so upset.

You'd... you'd think that may something wasn't quite right-

[SHUT UP]

...Over there.

[warglaives]

Sometimes they are simply not... [please don't] prepared for who they decide to ally with.

[gotanymore]

[Everyone here is a monster]

It's her own fault. It's almost tragic, she was so excited to get to Suramar. So, so excited.

If it wasn't so funny it'd be heartbreaking.

[didthemath]

(He doesn't start out intending to laugh, but...that pun. It's beautiful.)

Ha! I do hear they can be rather fickle.

[gotanymore]

[Thank you, thank you. He'll be here all week.]

I have faith that she'll watch what she does. For... the most part.

[Look, his life is pretty trash already, he's not sure it could get even more trash.]

[didthemath]

(He chuckles again, shrugging slightly.)

We are talking about the same people who field our champions, you know. I wouldn't be so certain.

(And then whispered, as an aside.)

Honestly, though, they'll do anything you ask of them, so long as there's a reward in the end. Give it a try sometime.

(Damn it, Khadgar.)

[gotanymore]

I... don't believe I have anything she'd care for.

[A beat]

Other than my continued presence, it seems. Which, currently, is easy enough to give, considering all the other options.

[didthemath]

You may be surprised what they'll take for payment.

(Seriously. There was this one time this jerk just patted me on the head and said I did a good job.)

I see. Is she pleasant enough company, at least?

[gotanymore]

When she's not yelling profane gibberish at the screen because another guard called down the wrath of Suramar's army on her, she's tolerable enough.

One might imagine this would be incentive to get flying but I guess she enjoys being miserable.