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[hereisyourcue]

Oh my dear girl.

We are going to have fun together. Briefly, and sporadically, but it will be a delightful romp nevertheless. Because I am so exquisitely charming, you will be tempted to take me to a game, but then you will reconsider. Given your already sufficient character load and the difficulty of finding a home for a First Guardian, you will realize how foolish such a course of action would be. Shortly afterward you will move on to new characters that catch your fancy.

What would make you think my omniscience extended into your own universe? Simple awareness of your past history is more than sufficient to deduce this series of events.

You are in control here, my dear lady. It is almost as though I am fulfilling my ectobiological puppet heritage at last.

Haa haa. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.


[OOC: highlight to read. If you want me to reply on a green background so you don't have to highlight, just let me know!]

Comments

Doc Scratch is the best Host... I do surely hope I'll be an alright guest here.

[tree_puncher]

Um... What's with all the unseeable white text? Just seems odd... And I don't think it'd be all that hard to find you a game. I don't see what'd be the problem there.

[hereisyourcue]

I prefer it. It's discreet.

I am omnipotent, omniscient, and incredibly charming. My dear mundane could not bear to send me anywhere that would require curbing my prodigious and integral abilities.

[tree_puncher]

Um... Sorry to ask, but what does two words mean? Omnipotent and omniscient? I've not got a clue...

[epoch_eclipse]

WHAT!?

YOU. HAVE. TO. TYPE. LOUDER!

[hereisyourcue]

I must do nothing.

[epoch_eclipse]

Your. Connection. Is. Dreadful. Try. Wriggling. The. Internet.

[hereisyourcue]

My predilection for white text and the strength or converse failure of either my lady's internet or the functioning of this site are all quite unrelated to one another.

Furthermore, my ability to communicate with you is not necessary to facilitate my employer's goals; it is merely a dalliance I indulge to please my mundane. Therefore, I shall not manipulate the universe in order to ensure its ease.

[one_winged_demon]

Heh, now aren't you interesting?

So you're the hotshot host I've been hearing about? I've got to say I was expecting a little more than a blank, round head.

[hereisyourcue]

I am an excellent host. You are merely unobservant.

[one_winged_demon]

I could be unobservant but despite your semiscience you are already missing a lot of information.

[hereisyourcue]

Am I?

[one_winged_demon]

You tell me.

[He's just going to walk forward and place his hand on Scratch's shoulder. When he did the limb the shoulder was attached to would fall limp. He had converted that part of Scratch's body into a puppet form.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[well let's just go ahead and see what becomes of this...]

wwho the fuck posts a blank message on this thing
thats just pointless

[hereisyourcue]

It is not blank. I use white text. Normally I rely upon my conversational partners to highlight my messages, but if that is too tasking for you, feel free to step into my parlor.

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh uh

[Embarrassing.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
thats fuckin stupid i mean wwhy should i havve to highlight just cause youre bein an asshole about it

[hereisyourcue]

It is merely my preferred idiom. But never let it be said that I am not an excellent host. Please, help yourself to the candy.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...well, okay, he'll take up that offer. Eridan isn't really too keen on the color, but once he eats one he's pretty much sold.

So he'll just speak between small handfuls of them at a time.]

so wwho the fuck are you supposed to be anywway
your head looks like some kind a wwhite 8 ball thats messed up

[hereisyourcue]

I am ectobiologically descended from a cue ball, yes. You may call me Doc Scratch.