He's seen the new Jurassic World trailer, and he has some choice words. (X-posted to Dear_Player)

[12percentplan]

Really, other me? You had to be convinced? You have something that I have wanted for as long as I can remember, and you had to be convinced to go and save it!? You should be the one dragging her on this mission, not the other way around!

Look, I can't believe that I have to be the one to say this, but now is not the time to be a petty jerk to the woman who dumped you, okay? Now this is what you are going to do: you are going to go back to that island and you are going to save our precious raptor-daughter, or so help me I am going to steal Thanos' gauntlet, I am going to break into your dimension, and I am going to slap you with it!

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[strikingblue]

[Applause from the shadows from a pair of blue hands. Though Nightcrawler is grinning at the phrase raptor-daughter, one cannot say that with a straight face surely.]

Ja, bravo! You tell dhem.

[12percentplan]

[He harumphs slightly. He's not surprised by your appearance because he's seen and slept with weirder.]

It's a tame velociraptor. I shouldn't need to tell anyone they need to save that.

[strikingblue]

[He holds his hands apart, palms up, in a shrugged shoulders gesture]

People do not tink all dhe time. Dhey do not realize. Dhey need told.

[Like the fact that mutants were people too. Kurt understood that.]

[god_of_hellfire]

I'd pay five bucks to see that.

[12percentplan]

Five bucks is not nearly enough money to try and steal that thing.

[crapton_of_luck]

That'd be awesome to see.

[12percentplan]

Yeah, it probably would, but I was mostly kidding. Mostly.

[kevinbacons]

Peter.

[12percentplan]

Okay, okay, maybe not Thanos' gauntlet, but someone's. The Collector probably has a gauntlet, right?