Peter Jason Quill (
12percentplan) wrote in
dear_mun2017-12-09 04:58 pm
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He's seen the new Jurassic World trailer, and he has some choice words. (X-posted to Dear_Player)
Really, other me? You had to be convinced? You have something that I have wanted for as long as I can remember, and you had to be convinced to go and save it!? You should be the one dragging her on this mission, not the other way around!
Look, I can't believe that I have to be the one to say this, but now is not the time to be a petty jerk to the woman who dumped you, okay? Now this is what you are going to do: you are going to go back to that island and you are going to save our precious raptor-daughter, or so help me I am going to steal Thanos' gauntlet, I am going to break into your dimension, and I am going to slap you with it!
Look, I can't believe that I have to be the one to say this, but now is not the time to be a petty jerk to the woman who dumped you, okay? Now this is what you are going to do: you are going to go back to that island and you are going to save our precious raptor-daughter, or so help me I am going to steal Thanos' gauntlet, I am going to break into your dimension, and I am going to slap you with it!
