mun and muse reacting to epic story that got cancelled

[mon_dieu]

 Listen, I am understanding zat eet would be difficult to canon update when... ze canon never got to update. But you are master of trickery and loopholes!

[the polite way of saying master of BS.]

I had a castle, and a giant sword, and look at zat cape! Zat cape! Bunnie would have been swooning for days! Not to mention eet would cover zis silly looking belt. I feel more like a child een a harness zan I do a strapping soldier.

WORK YOUR MAGIC, WOMAN! Use zat creative brain of yours and get me zat backstory! ... Just be trying not to make eet too tragic, I know you mundanes have a sick love of suffering.

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[nofakes]

Suffering does appeal to many. [Hi, Antoine. So this is an interesting meeting, isn't it.]

[mon_dieu]

I've long since given up why eet ees so appealing.

[nofakes]

Control is pleasing; power even more so. I can almost understand it.

[mon_dieu]

Oh please, eef I have zat power, I wouldn't take joy een anyone's suffering!

...

Maybe Sonic's, but just a tiny bit.