mun and muse reacting to epic story that got cancelled

[mon_dieu]

 Listen, I am understanding zat eet would be difficult to canon update when... ze canon never got to update. But you are master of trickery and loopholes!

[the polite way of saying master of BS.]

I had a castle, and a giant sword, and look at zat cape! Zat cape! Bunnie would have been swooning for days! Not to mention eet would cover zis silly looking belt. I feel more like a child een a harness zan I do a strapping soldier.

WORK YOUR MAGIC, WOMAN! Use zat creative brain of yours and get me zat backstory! ... Just be trying not to make eet too tragic, I know you mundanes have a sick love of suffering.

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I had to for old times' sake

[emeraldsearcher]

My mun says you're welcome for suggesting to yours that your family were dukes. Whatever those are. I'm not sure if that's her way of being nice, but I try not to understand her anymore.

[mon_dieu]

DUKES were royalty! ... Sort of! Smaller royalty, we had ze blood of royals flowing through us!

[emeraldsearcher]

Huh. I thought "smaller royalty" were princes and princesses.

[Might wanna be careful who you say that to, Knux.]

[mon_dieu]

[oh god you asked for it. he clears his throat.]

Een order, ze ranks are... King, Queen, Prince, Princess, Duke, Duchess, Marquis, Marchioness, Earl, Countess, Viscount, Viscountess, Baron, Baroness, Knight, and Dame.

[emeraldsearcher]

[That he wasn't expecting. He...thinks he's got it but one part of that stands out.]

....Knights are royalty?

[mon_dieu]

Any bloodline by zen ees razor-thin, so eet ees really more of a title given by a higher authority. Only higher-ups can give out such titles.

[emeraldsearcher]

Yeah that makes sense. Since being a knight is a big deal and all. I know mun mentioned there being a version of me out there being a knight named Sir Gawain.

[Ah alternate universes.]

Well let's hope you and the rest of the Freedom Fighters will actually show up in that IDW comic that's coming up. Even if it's not the same, it might be better than nothing.

[Though chances are slim considering rights issues and all, but one can dream.]

[mon_dieu]

Yes, I suppose eet would be better zan nothing at all.

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BUT I LOOKED SO COOL ZERE, COME ON! EVEN SONIC LOOKS IMPRESSED!

[emeraldsearcher]

Yeah you did, I'll admit. I wonder who that jerk was that was trying to mess up with you and Sonic?

I'm sure you'll get your cape and sword in your game at some point. Mine's likely gonna give me another one of my old tools, or power-ups as she calls it, again for this year's Wake Anniversary.

[He already got the Shovel Claws and the Fighting Gloves back. But he still has three other power-ups left to regain back.]

[mon_dieu]

No doubt my rival! Sonic has Shadow, you have Rouge, sort of, and now I get one too! And my rival looks cool too! Only I get a rival with such an impressive sword!

[emeraldsearcher]

[Keywords.]

Or just some guy that wanted to pick a fight or had some grudge against your parents or something like that.

[It could be anything really.]

[mon_dieu]

Since we'll never know, I can't be wrong!

[behold his leap of logic!]

[emeraldsearcher]

Uh huh.

[Whatever dude.]

[nofakes]

Suffering does appeal to many. [Hi, Antoine. So this is an interesting meeting, isn't it.]

[mon_dieu]

I've long since given up why eet ees so appealing.

[nofakes]

Control is pleasing; power even more so. I can almost understand it.

[mon_dieu]

Oh please, eef I have zat power, I wouldn't take joy een anyone's suffering!

...

Maybe Sonic's, but just a tiny bit.