About that new Mario game hype

[jumpman]

Phew! It-a sure feels good to get out and-a stretch-a my legs.

[...]

Oh! I have a new game at the end of-a the year? Well at least I-a have some lull between-a adventures this time.

[...]

O-oh. I'mma teaming up with the rabbids too... [can he EVER get a break.] s-sounds-a fun...

Comments

[pretty_as_a_peach]

A hero's work is never done... I'd suggest a vacation, but our last one wasn't exactly relaxing.

[jumpman]

That'sa very true.

At-a-least we still have the Parties right? That'sa kinda like a vacation.

[pretty_as_a_peach]

You're right! And I do love a good Party. When we have fun, everyone wins!

[jumpman]

Hahaha! Tell-a that to Wario and-a DK.

[Those two are the BIGGEST sore losers.]

[pretty_as_a_peach]

I can't argue against that... Sometimes they make Bowser seem like a gentleman!

[jumpman]

They-a really do.

But-a speaking of-a Bowser... I-a wonder when he'sa gonna call it quits. We've-a been doing this since the day I wassa born... Literally.

[That is a looong time to have a rival yo.]

[pretty_as_a_peach]

Maybe if we found him a nice lady friend, he might stop kidnapping me?

[It's a one in a million chance, but, gotta try SOMETHIN'.]

[jumpman]

I think getting any lady to agree to-a hang out with-a Bowser issa gonna be a challenge itself.

[Not to mention time consuming. HOW DO YOU EVEN POSITION THAT TO A potential DATE. He's a giant firebreathing crybaby.]

[pretty_as_a_peach]

[SOMEONE MUST HAVE BEFORE, WHERE DID BOWSER JR COME FROM]

But we always rise to the challenges before us! The world's been saved over and over thanks to you, so how much harder can getting him a girlfriend be?

...

I doomed it by saying that out loud, didn't I?