Oh hey! Starfighter has a new chapter! You know what that means

[neonhighlights]

...shit.

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[onehit]

That it?

[neonhighlights]

It's been years since I've been here, and she KNOWS Cain isn't around anymore. Ugh..

[seperalis]

Well, fuck, it's about time already.

[neonhighlights]

Cain?? You're still around????

[seperalis]

[ tch ] Obviously. You didn't think I'd just up and disappear on you forever, did you?

[neonhighlights]

Not gonna lie, I kind of thought you would. But it's really good to see you.

[seperalis]

Honestly, I thought so too. Writer's fickle like that.

Miss me that much, did you, princess?

[neonhighlights]

Of course I missed you. My day isn't complete until you blow smoke rings in my face or something. Also thank your mun for me. I'd hate to lose you completely, Cain.

[seperalis]

Oh, well, far be it for me to ruin your day or anything. [ convenient cigarette and lighter is convenient ]

Don't get too used to it. I'm not exactly the popular one to bring out all the time. But you're hard to resist when you show up all bitchy and complaining.

[neonhighlights]

Well it's good to know you can't resist me. But I understand. Mun hasn't actually been on here in a while. She just took a chance and wanted to see if I was still able to...er...reel in the good stuff.

I'm not really one if her top guys.

[seperalis]

[ ugh ] Yeah. Same here. Had my fun in the sun a few years ago, now I'm just here for random encounters of the gay space nerd kind.

[neonhighlights]

Sooooooo you're only here because of me? You could always just ask me on a proper date, you know.

[seperalis]

Heh. I don't know, I've kind of been enjoying the single life out here.

[neonhighlights]

Well then, who am I to take that away from you?

[seperalis]

You'd be the worst girlfriend ever, that's who.

[neonhighlights]

Except, that means I get to go out and look for someone else to be with.

[seperalis]

And this is why I'm the best boyfriend ever.

Look, it's been way too fuckin' long out here, I'm not exactly the same "touch him and I'll rip your throat out" type of guy anymore. But I don't mind punching a dude in the balls for looking at you if it'll make you feel better about it.

[neonhighlights]

[Laughs]

Wow, I'm proud of you, Cain. Who knew you were capable of actually acting like a decent human being? It doesn't really fix the scar on my lip. But I'm still proud of you.

[seperalis]

Aw, I thought you liked it.

[neonhighlights]

Yeah, sure. Whenever someone asks, I tell them it was a present from my husband. Like one of those weird sex promise rings.

[seperalis]

There, see? Gave you a story to tell your kids and everything.

[neonhighlights]

You're crazy if you think I'm going to tell my kids anything other than "daddy tripped"

[seperalis]

Please don't tell me that's what'll make you think I'm crazy. I thought I made that perfectly clear early on.

[neonhighlights]

Oh no, you've made it perfectly clear that you're insane. Not really sure how to explain that to the kids. But I'm sure they'll love their other daddy either way.

...or should they call you Crazy Uncle Alexei?

[seperalis]

Works for me, as long as you're okay with the kids wondering why Crazy Uncle Alexei keeps slapping Mama Abel's ass all the time.

[neonhighlights]

Can you at least not do it in front of the kids? It's bad enough you corrupted me. I don't want you traumatizing our children as well.

[seperalis]

[ record scratch ] "Our" children?

[neonhighlights]

[snort]

Well if we're going to continue this game of house, I'm just going to straight up say the kids are ours.

[chuckles at the mere thought of that though.]

[seperalis]

Yeah, no.

[ ew. ]

You can have imaginary dream husband knock you up all you want, I ain't having nothing to do with no kids.

[neonhighlights]

[He couldn't help but laugh. Well, at least not he know Cain had SOME limits.]

Hmm...so mun's looking at the newest page. She's willing to bet those two are just gonna fuck in the next one.

[seperalis]

Obviously. Everybody's fucking everybody on this ship.

[neonhighlights]

Well, I can't complain.