Canon is The Player About that DVD release...

[inthehouse]

Yes, I know you're excited. Your squealing is still ringing in my ears. However, the fact remains that unless Alex returns, or my not so secret admirer comes back from wherever he may be, you have nothing new to do with me. I will not be subjugated into any pointless games or turn into the generic keyboard puncher in some random canon.

And don't you even think about this bizarre AU of yours. Alex Kane may have faked his death but it would not be to turn into a Chicago lawyer and I would most certainly not be his assistant.

Comments

[liketheclassics]

I don't picture you being anyone's assistant.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[inthehouse]

Certainly not yours.

[liketheclassics]

Well to be fair you do assist me. [Look at him being smug and playful.]

[inthehouse]

[Smirks.] I'm not getting you coffee or answering your phone.

Peter.

[liketheclassics]

I think I'd pick a better name.

[inthehouse]

Steve.

Todd.

Travis?

[She can do this all night.]

[liketheclassics]

Better than Peter. No Peter Pumpkin Eater or Peter Piper and his pickled peppers.

[inthehouse]

Those are jokes a five-year-old would make. I don't think adults would hit you with schoolyard references.

[liketheclassics]

You have too much faith in humanity sometimes.

[inthehouse]

You're telling me that? You, the eternal optimist? That's hilarious.

So where have you been then if not faking your death and getting a law license in Chicago.

[liketheclassics]

Mun had me in hibernation I guess.

[inthehouse]

Well then I don't have to explain to you what I've been doing.

[liketheclassics]

Not at all, not as if you ever had to. [Smiles.]

[inthehouse]

Good because that would fall under the category of too much information.

[liketheclassics]

Now I'm frightened.

[inthehouse]

No, you'd just be jealous.

[liketheclassics]

I take it you met someone then, or you've been getting to do really cool stuff.

[inthehouse]

I have been seeing someone, though he's been absent recently.

[liketheclassics]

I'm happy for you, hopefully he is a decent guy.

[inthehouse]

He is. Equally complicated. That seems to be my type.