Voice testing this old fart

[planewreck]

I know you thought about trying me out from when I was younger, but think of it as an upgrade! Now you have a distinguished actor-looking gentleman to class up this head of yours! Eeheehee!

[While Joseph's thrilled to be picked over his younger self, he can't help but grumble about the choice of username:] Too bad "yournextlineis" was taken; I'd have preferred that. [At least he didn't wind up with a hand-related pun...] Still, as long as there's no planes out there, I shouldn't have to worry about that happening again. [Watch - he'll immediately run into Starscream, or a sentient plane, or something.]

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[prometheanflame]

I think this is a more fitting username.

[References about predicting the future? That's Abdul's department, Joseph. Don't take it from him.]

[planewreck]

A-Abdul?! [DOUBLE SHOCK! For a moment, Joseph looks like he's seen a ghost, but he quickly recovers when he hears what his old friend has to say.]

I'm not exactly proud of how many plane crashes I've been in - besides, figuring out what people would say next used to be my thing! [It still is, but he doesn't get as many chances to say it because he's not the main character anymore.]

[prometheanflame]

[That's a curious reaction. Abdul slightly tilts his head and raises his eyebrows.] Surprised to see me here?

Let's put it this way: you've survived more plane crashes that most people, which is far more impressive. [To be fair, it was only useful when fighting an immortal bird man that shot piranhas out of his body.] ...Though that brings up the question of why does it happen so often.

[Like, seriously. He's kind of concerned.]

[planewreck]

Y-Yes. Didn't realize that you'd be brought here too!

It's bad luck, that's all! Besides, only one of them was my fault - the rest were because of Stand users or piranhas!

[prometheanflame]

[Which one was his fault? Abdul tries to go through all of the stories Joseph told him.]

Oh, right. [The time he was twelve and almost got his uncle killed.] But this place is prone to make the most of bad luck, so I would be careful if I were you.

[planewreck]

Hey, my luck's pretty good most of the time! It's only when I set foot on a plane that there's a problem. [Or any mode of transportation, if the trip to Egypt's any indication.]