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[selfaware]

Mun -

I appreciate your attempt to integrate me into the multiverse, but I don't think I'm ready for my own spinoff yet. I see a lot more potential in this with the rest of the group here.

Also, I've written up a list of every character I'd like to meet here but it went over the word limit so I'll just be reciting them all off in your headspace as I think of them. If you could find a game with all of them that would be cool. Cool? Cool.

-Abed Nadir

P.S.: I'm not sure we should bring him along. Playing with other universes and other timelines at the same time is a dangerous game.

Comments

[disneyface]

It would be great if we could all be together in one of these games.

[Hold on, she lost her train of thought.]

Who's that, Abed?

[selfaware]

I agree. Our group dynamic is too important for anyone to leave.

Remember when we created all of those different timelines?

[disneyface]

Different timelines? You meant hat thing you mentioned when you asked me to move in with you guys?

[selfaware]

Yes. This is a space where the boundaries of the fourth wall are completely shattered so I think it's safe to tell you that one of those timelines didn't turn out very well.

And apparently in one of the other ones, I find a nickel! I hope my mun makes an account for that one, too. And then I'll ask to borrow his nickel.

[disneyface]

Are you really sure that's possible here? I mean, are all those Abed's going to be in the game with you?

[And she kinda wants to know what happens to her in those other timelines.]

[selfaware]

I don't think so, thankfully. I'm pretty sure that would be against the rules.

[socialjusticewarrior]

Yeah... I think one Abed per universe is exciting enough. [ that goatee isn't real is it... ]

[selfaware]

Oh, I'd be fine visiting myself in different universes, it's just that this version of me is from a different timeline branching off of our own rather than a whole different universe. We inadvertently created that timeline by rolling the die. Other universes exist independently, and are usually either radically different or shockingly similar with a few subtle differences. I'd be okay with visiting myself in a different timeline, too, but alternate timelines and multiverses all at once? That's a real part-six-of-a-series-that-should've-quit-with-part-five idea.

Also, hi Britta.

[deandong]

Hello Abed. Nice to see one of Greendale's students being so organized and professional when it comes to dealing with their Mun.

[selfaware]

Of course. I'm saving my rebellion for any A-list villains I might meet here.

[deandong]

Well power to you then! [ he laughs. rebellion and villains are so not his strong suit. well except their costumes. he's currently working on a poison ivy one, to spread awareness about the bushes around the school. cheaper than having it removed. ]

[selfaware]

Yeah, I have a lot of plans. Do you have any plans?

[WAIT that'll probably end in a long list of costumes and they won't all be Batman-related.]

Plans for being here, I mean.

ftr i can hear abed's voice in my head reading your posts.

[deandong]

Oh you know. Nothing to exciting. Maybe get a karaoke group together.

[ and of course stalk look for one jeff winger. ]

just saw you apped into exsilium and sorry this is so late but so excited sdlfjfjkfd

[theworst]

Abed, you do get that these are real lives and real stakes, right?

Well, I mean not real real but they feel really real. And anyway who's to say what's real anyway? The real police? Please. Like they don't have an agenda.

no prob <3 I am excited too tdyhjhgj

[selfaware]

Then you acknowledge the reality of the Dreamatorium and all events that take place there?

I'll set up a new Dreamatorium in the new house I get. You can come if you want. I own six spaceships.

THEY NEED ABED FOR THE GENRE-SAVVINESS

[theworst]

I - [her voice rises a little and she forces a smile, speaking to him slowly and gently] That is super great and cool, Abed. Super sexy cool in fact. We should totally do that when you get a new house.

And I mean, who doesn't want six spaceships? It's just the right amount, because everyone knows seven is just being flashy, right?

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE JADED HIPSTERS KEEPING YOU ALL IN CHECK also: dasdg Abed omg yy

[bedheaded]

Overselling it.

Hi, Abed.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY KEEP ABED IN CHECK and dgjgdhj hi Jeff

[selfaware]

A little, but it's hard not to oversell things when it comes to the Dreamatorium. It's exciting.

Hi Jeff.

EVERYONE NEEDS ABED

[selfaware]

Seven means I'd need to upgrade the size of my holding dock which would expose it to Blogon radar detection. I need to find an advanced anti-radar cloaking device before I can get any more spaceships.

But you can never have enough spaceships, Britta. You'll know that once you see them.

I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT I LOVE ME SOME ABED

[theworst]

I bet I will. You know, the place where you're thinking of going, they have spaceships, but like real ones. Well, as real as it gets considering they're all fake and we're all fake and --

Okay, don't worry, Abed. I know this might seem like murky waters, but I've got this covered. We just started covering identity crisis stuff in my psych class. So just leave it to the professional practitioners of the mental arts. All right, buddy?

[pretendtosleep]

...his eyes are dangerous and mysterious all at the same time. Like that jug of special drink I found in the back of the fridge.

[ staring at feltbeard ]

[selfaware]

I know. That's a dangerous mix. A dangerous, mysterious mix.

Also, I wouldn't drink that.

[pretendtosleep]

Too late.

Why does it taste like disappointment and something Jeff would put in his hair?

[selfaware]

I'm not sure what disappointment tastes like, but who knows what Jeff puts in his hair. That's probably accurate.

[pretendtosleep]

I wouldn't be surprised. It's probably part of the reason Ryan Seacrest is still on American Idol.

[ beat, WHISPERED ]

Are we supposed to have the weapons here? I keep getting confused for when I should be doing meta.