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[selfaware]

Mun -

I appreciate your attempt to integrate me into the multiverse, but I don't think I'm ready for my own spinoff yet. I see a lot more potential in this with the rest of the group here.

Also, I've written up a list of every character I'd like to meet here but it went over the word limit so I'll just be reciting them all off in your headspace as I think of them. If you could find a game with all of them that would be cool. Cool? Cool.

-Abed Nadir

P.S.: I'm not sure we should bring him along. Playing with other universes and other timelines at the same time is a dangerous game.

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[disneyface]

It would be great if we could all be together in one of these games.

[Hold on, she lost her train of thought.]

Who's that, Abed?

[selfaware]

I agree. Our group dynamic is too important for anyone to leave.

Remember when we created all of those different timelines?

[disneyface]

Different timelines? You meant hat thing you mentioned when you asked me to move in with you guys?

[selfaware]

Yes. This is a space where the boundaries of the fourth wall are completely shattered so I think it's safe to tell you that one of those timelines didn't turn out very well.

And apparently in one of the other ones, I find a nickel! I hope my mun makes an account for that one, too. And then I'll ask to borrow his nickel.

[disneyface]

Are you really sure that's possible here? I mean, are all those Abed's going to be in the game with you?

[And she kinda wants to know what happens to her in those other timelines.]

[socialjusticewarrior]

Yeah... I think one Abed per universe is exciting enough. [ that goatee isn't real is it... ]

[selfaware]

Oh, I'd be fine visiting myself in different universes, it's just that this version of me is from a different timeline branching off of our own rather than a whole different universe. We inadvertently created that timeline by rolling the die. Other universes exist independently, and are usually either radically different or shockingly similar with a few subtle differences. I'd be okay with visiting myself in a different timeline, too, but alternate timelines and multiverses all at once? That's a real part-six-of-a-series-that-should've-quit-with-part-five idea.

Also, hi Britta.

[selfaware]

I don't think so, thankfully. I'm pretty sure that would be against the rules.

[disneyface]

I don't know if I'd be able to handle too many timelines.

Unless, there's a Han Solo Abed in there too.

[selfaware]

Han Solo is always there when he's needed, even if he acts reluctant about it.

Unfortunately not many situations in everyday life call for Han Solo. Do you ever wish your life was more like Star Wars? Because I've wished that six times today.

[disneyface]

I wouldn't mind. [Blushing now~]

[selfaware]

Cool.

So what do you think would be worse: Being fed to Jabba's rancor, or being thrown in the Sarlacc pit?

[disneyface]

What? [Jabba is familiar... man, she needs to watch Star Wars again.]

[selfaware]

I know, it's a hard choice.

The rancor is more humiliating because Jabba would be watching and mocking you the whole time but the with the Sarlacc you get slowly digested alive.

I vote Sarlacc.

[disneyface]

Why am I picking how to die?

[selfaware]

You're not. We're speculating on which method of death at the hands of alien creatures in Star Wars would be the worst one, if you were to be in that situation.

We could always re-watch Star Wars if you're having trouble deciding.

[disneyface]

How about we just rewatch it. It could be fun.

[selfaware]

Okay. Cool. Cool.

And then we can watch Indiana Jones. And then Blade Runner. We won't have to leave the apartment all day. We still have Fruit Loops, right?

[disneyface]

This is gonna be a weekend right? I can totally make plans, and we can invite people over too.

[Gasp]

It can be like, a study group movie weekend!

[deandong]

Hello Abed. Nice to see one of Greendale's students being so organized and professional when it comes to dealing with their Mun.

[selfaware]

Of course. I'm saving my rebellion for any A-list villains I might meet here.

[selfaware]

Good idea. How do you propose we trick Jeff out of making an excuse not to come? Or do you think he's learned his lesson after Kiss from a Rose?

[deandong]

Well power to you then! [ he laughs. rebellion and villains are so not his strong suit. well except their costumes. he's currently working on a poison ivy one, to spread awareness about the bushes around the school. cheaper than having it removed. ]

[selfaware]

Yeah, I have a lot of plans. Do you have any plans?

[WAIT that'll probably end in a long list of costumes and they won't all be Batman-related.]

Plans for being here, I mean.

ftr i can hear abed's voice in my head reading your posts.

[deandong]

Oh you know. Nothing to exciting. Maybe get a karaoke group together.

[ and of course stalk look for one jeff winger. ]