dear_mun | Mun is still in shock

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Mun is still in shock

Of course we're not cousins, doofus! What do you mean you spent all this time thinking I was related to that geek? Are you crazy?! How could someone like him have the same blood as me?!

Guh-ross, mun! Like, totally nasty!

And people ship us?! Ew! Ew! That's so not cool! My standards are way too high for that whiney doofus!

Ugh. I think I'm gonna go have a catnap. Maybe I'll be able to sleep off the urge to puke.

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What? People ship us? Did they even watch the show? I don't even like being around you. I mean, I'm so much cooler than you, how could they even associate us together.

Uh, Jackie, I think you've got that the wrong way round. For you to get someone even a fraction as cool as me would be a serious miracle. I just can't believe they think the best I can do is some albino weirdo who lives in his parent's basement! It's so wrong.

I'm fifteen. It's not lame to live in your parent's basement when you're a teenager. Also? I've invented things that were cooler than anything you could ever imagine. I just can't believe that they'd think I'd like some stupid blonde girl who thinks she's a cat.

Yeah. It's pretty lame. There's a thing called 'bedrooms', you know. They're kinda cool.

[Eyeroll.]

Get over yourself. You build dollies. I'm on the forefront of genetic engineering. I think we both know who's more impressive. And I don't think I'm a cat!

I have a bedroom!

You totally do. I saw you licking yourself the other day, you know. It was kind of gross.

Creep! Why were you even looking?!

I didn't mean to!

Perv!

Your the one licking yourself where anyone could see it accidentally on one of their monitors when their bots are doing a quick sweep of the area! I nearly went blind washing my eyes out with soap because of you!

I am so telling your parents about this, Mr. Peeping Tom!

Sure, but then they'll wonder why you're licking your arm in a weird and creepy way in the first place! And your hand!

Like they'll even care! They'll be way more worried their son is even weirder than they thought!

They won't find anything, I ordered the bot to self destruct the second I saw what it picked up. I just wanted to steal your wu.

So? Who are your parents gonna believe? Sweet, puurfect little Ashley, or, little, creepy Jack?

I hate you!

Right back at you, sweetie~

[Have a Jack in Xiaolin monk robes.]

People ship us?! Ew! Like I would ever. I'm not that desperate. Kissing you would probably taste like bait.

We're called 'Jacknappe', 'Jackley' and 'Jackkat'.

[Give her a minute, she's pretending to gag.]

I'd rather adopt puppies than go anywhere near you, loser.

Oh that's funny. I don't remember you calling me a loser when I beat your behind last week.

[He's going to stand gloating for a minute then he realizes something.]

Oh wait. You're probably not even FROM my universe, are you?

[He motioned to his breezy Xiaolin duds. Thinking about it now he thought red was a pretty good color for him.]

Do me a favour, Jackie? Don't talk about my behind. I've got Sir Peeps-a-Lot already hitting on me. I don't need another creepy lame-o.

[She cocks an eyebrow and shrugs, absently examining her nails.]

No matter what universe you're in, you're always a geek, Jackie. Big whoop.

Fine. But my question is kind of important. To put it simply, it decides how much I actually hate you. Though I guess it would be easier just to test out your knowledge.

Why don't we have a fight? It isn't like either of us are in danger here.

Fight? If you really want your butt kicked that badly, I guess I'm cool with it.

[Can you tell she's not going to take this seriously? Because she's really not.]

Alright then. I'm not even using the Jack-bots.

[Oh this is going to be fun.]

...Huh.

[That's a little weird for Kat, but she can handle it. Only makes it easier for her to slap him silly.]

I'll let you have the first move, then.

Got it.

[Well since she was underestimating him he supposed she would let him walk up to her. So that would be what he'd do. However inches way from her he would suddenly give her a punch to the face. It would be a lot faster than anything that would be expected of Jack, though still within human parameters of course, but it would send her to the ground upon connecting. Jack had some muscle under those robes now.]

You have no idea how much I wanted to do that to the Ashley from my world.

[Her eyes snap wide as he swing at her, her reflexes kicking in to allow her to dodge the brunt of the punch, but still copping a rough punch at the cheek. She falls to the floor, cheek already beginning to bruise.]

Me-ow! When'd you learn how to dothat?!

So you're not from my universe. I hate you a little less then.

[Is he still pleased with himself? Very much so.]

I've been with the Xiaolin warriors for a little under a year. Turns out I'm one of the Xiaolin dragons.

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