More Gun-Jumps

[shine_on_armor]

 Mun, I'm flattered!

I understand this is the first account you've imported to dream_width? That's very kind of you, mun, even if you still know almost nothing about my character.

So now what? Are you going to look for a game? I think it would be better to wait until we've got some more pictures, but I won't stop you.

Also, maybe we should wait until AFTER I'm married to start some RP shenanigans. I have enough on my plate as is.

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I cannot wait until the season finale~

[mylittledoormat]

...You do look a little like Twilight, I guess.

Me either. I'm just a little worried, is all.

[shine_on_armor]

I hope you're not saying my little sister looks like a stallion.

[friendship_reporter]

He takes more after dad.

[shine_on_armor]

Now, is that any way to introduce your big brother to your friends?

[friendship_reporter]

...What am I supposed to say? "Oh, by the way, my brother's getting married to Celestia's sister"?

I'm sure there's already ENOUGH ponies who think I'm just trying to worm my way into Celestia's throne!

[shine_on_armor]

She's her niece.

And you mean you're not? You should read some of the tabloids back in Canterlot; they have some... interesting stories about you and the Princess's relationship.

[friendship_reporter]

That's exactly what I'm talking about!

[shine_on_armor]

Don't be upset, bookworm! I was just messing with you.

[He sticks his hoof on your head and messes up your mane.]

[friendship_reporter]

Don't call me bookworm, Shining.

[Annnd annoyed little sister mode is go.]

[shine_on_armor]

Okay, Bookworm!

By the way, how's Spike doing? I haven't seen that little guy in a while.

[friendship_reporter]

He's doing good! Though he seems to have... adopted a hatchling phoenix.

[shine_on_armor]

That's adorable!

I can't wait to meet your friends, by the way. You will be bringing them to the wedding, right, Twi?

[friendship_reporter]

Of course I will! Heck, between Rarity's decorations and Pinkie's cakes, they're practically in charge of the reception!

[shine_on_armor]

Good.

Oh, and one more thing, Bookworm. I want you to be my best-colt.

[friendship_reporter]

[gfhrgvbshf hrfvgdtgfvb]

Uh.

Last time I messed with gender-switch spells, it REALLY didn't go well.

Maybe that's not the best idea.

[shine_on_armor]

Wha--

It's just what it's called, Twilight! I guess in your case you'd be the best-mare, but I can't think of anypony else who's better suited for the job.

[friendship_reporter]

Oh! Oh. Right... y...yeah, I can do that! It's just the 'being a colt' part I couldn't, and... heheh. Sorry.

[shine_on_armor]

Don't worry; I'll return the favor when you get married and be a bridle-maid.

[friendship_reporter]

...That would be weird. You're much more of a best-colt, yourself, and I've already got five other fillies for the bridle-maid role!

[shine_on_armor]

Oh, right, your friends!

But you're right; it would look weird. Cadence said I'm not allowed to wear dresses anymore.

... That was a joke.

[friendship_reporter]

...Somehow, I doubt it was. Did your fiancee at least make you feel like a pretty mare, Shining?

[shine_on_armor]

If you don't pipe down I'll tell everypony about that time I walked in on you having 'quality time' with a book.

[friendship_reporter]

Hey! Everypony goes through that time in their life!

[shine_on_armor]

Not everypony uses books, though.

[He snickers.]

I'm sure some day you'll find a stallion who's as into books as you are.

[friendship_reporter]

Not unless alternate realities really do exist.

[shine_on_armor]

... Have you been reading Marevel comics again?

[friendship_reporter]

No, just what the humans think our world is really like.

It's almost as ridiculous.

[shine_on_armor]

Um... Humans aren't real, Twilight.

Have you been watching that show?

[friendship_reporter]

...Right. Right. [He still lives in Equestria, he hasn't been ushered to a freakish alternate ink-world like she has.]

It's a long story. Let's... let's go with that. Let's just say that I put a lot more stock in the "fiction writers are actually chronicling other worlds" theory than I used to.

[shine_on_armor]

[Tell ink_city I miss them.]

Okay...

Seriously, though, I thought you were being more social. There isn't one stallion you've got your eye on?

[friendship_reporter]

There's hardly more than one stallion in Ponyville. Aside from Applejack's brother, I think I've maybe seen two or three others that were native.

At MOST.

[shine_on_armor]

... What about mares?

[friendship_reporter]

...w..well.

I don't have my eye on anypony q-quite yet.

[shine_on_armor]

Twi?

I can tell when you're lying.

[friendship_reporter]

And I can tell when opening my big mouth will just make things more complicated! It's better to just keep that to myself for now.

[shine_on_armor]

Twi, I know I mess around, but if you want to talk...

[friendship_reporter]

...not right now. Maybe later. Gotta focus on your relationship first. After all, everypony's got their eyes on you.

[shine_on_armor]

Oh, jeez, you're right!

The wedding's only a few weeks away! What am I going to do?! Do all my men have their invitations?!

What about catering?! Is cousin Glimmer still allergic to nuts?!

DID WE FORGET TO INVITE LUNA?!

[friendship_reporter]

I'm not sure about the invitations you sent out, but all the ones to our side of the family got through AOK.

Sugarcube Corner's got the catering set up, and trust me, if there's anything you can rely on Pinkie Pie for, it's a party. Yes, Glimmer is still allergic to nuts, and Shimmer's developed a gluten allergy. Already taken care of.

I think Princess Celestia would know better than to not invite her own sister.

[shine_on_armor]

BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!

WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT?! I'M FREAKING OUT!

[friendship_reporter]

...I think I wasted all my freakout time earlier in the year. Don't worry, I'm bound to be just as much of a mess as you come the big day.

[shine_on_armor]

[Can't talk. Busy huddling in the corner whispering about matching suits.]