World of Warpatch: Furious 7.0.3

[westfallcorndog]

Legion pre-patch, huh? 

Once you're done playin' around with all those "UI" buttons and sortin' out my bank, you're gonna give a little thought to what happens to my family, right? You do got a plan for when Westfall gets turned into one big ol' Legion crop circle, right? A benevolent plan!

Muns are benevolent... right?

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[ramerian]

Good luck. I don't think they know the meaning of the word.

[westfallcorndog]

But everyone picks favorites, and favoritism usually gets folks in the good graces. So long as I make it worth their while, I'm sure they'll treat me right!

[Harrow sighs.]

Shoot, listen to me. Stuck between demons and a demun. Sounds to me like you are, too?

[ramerian]

Favoritism tends to bring out the worst in mine.

I suppose it could be worse. My shop is still intact.

[westfallcorndog]

Whaddya sell? Pessimistic advice?

[Harrow, where did you even learn the word Pessimism? Oh, right... The demun.]

[ramerian]

Magical artifacts, staves, wands, runework, that sort of thing.

It's in the Mage quarter of Stormwind, if you'd like to stop by sometime.

[westfallcorndog]

You lost me at staves, but you got me on runework. Maybe I will stop by sometime... Provided Stormwind don't have round two of Deathwing's Day at the Park.

[ramerian]

[Ramerian, that is not as funny as you think it is.]

I hear there are plans to rebuild. Maybe he'll stay out of the mage district. Or maybe we'll have Azeroth's most upset sheep on our hands.

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[smartass_captain]

Harrow, Harrow, Harrow.

Have you seen the shit these muns pull? Might want to have a Plan B of your own to keep 'em safe. Just in case.

I"m rootin' for ya though, buddy.

The Jim dot jpg himself!

[westfallcorndog]

Y'know, I hear the demons are showin' up in star ships. Can't you float your wife over to my neck of the woods and blast 'em before they land? I figure any ship of yours has to have some big blasters. Somethin' about compensation, right?

[Harrow, you can't insult a man's blasters and expect his help in the same post...]

[smartass_captain]

Demons in star ships you say? I'd better be careful. You talk smack about my ship and I'll show you what she can do, Harrow.

[He knows you're joking, but it's best Scotty isn't here. He'd have a fit.]

How's that supposed to help your family again?

[westfallcorndog]

How does killing demons help anyone? It means less demons! How do you think a bunch of hick farmers are gonna fare against a pit lord, Jim?

Maybe you'd be more likely to show up if I set up an obvious trap and started up a distress beacon? Mun says Starfleet's big on that scenario.

[smartass_captain]

I dunno. You're a Death Knight. I wasn't sure if you were pro or anti demon. Can't you just hook it up to the plough and farm in style, Harrow?

I will neither confirm not deny that statement, but your mun plays dirty. Actually, I'd show up just to see what the hubbub is all about on this whole demon thing. Gotta explore new worlds, amirite?

[westfallcorndog]

Jim. Do not fuck the demons, Jim.

[smartass_captain]

Why the hell would anyone fuck a demon?!

What is wrong with you Harrow?

[westfallcorndog]

Man, some of 'em are like... I mean, they're just so...

Actually, y'know what? It's best you don't find out. You just keep yourself and your ship over in your neck of the space-woods, and I'll deal with these demons myself.

[darknessb4me]

Have you ever known them to be, my knight?

Their plans will bring you to ruin. To them, your suffering is worth more than your service.

My priorities, however, are much simpler.

[westfallcorndog]

Your priorities were always the simplest, and the greatest. I'm not here to argue that... But I hear there's someone else on the Frozen Throne these days... I wonder what his priorities are going to be?

[darknessb4me]

Ah, yes. Bolvar, who now disdains the Light, who demands the dead be raised. Who sees his power not as a burden, but as a gift.

Quite the transformation that has occurred, for the martyred "Jailor of the Damned"...

[westfallcorndog]

If I didn't know better, I'd almost say you sound disappointed.

Either way, I think this new Bolvar is exactly what we need. Highlord Mograine never led us with any ambition. Not like you at all. We've wasted away in Acherus for years ever since he had us teamin' up with the Argent Dawn.

[Oh, the filthy scandal.]

[darknessb4me]

Disappointed?

No.

We will give you all the ambition you have been missing. Fordragon, Ner'zhul... and I.