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Tashigi ([personal profile] swordlore) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2016-07-18 05:47 pm
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On peer pressure...

Mun, I don't care what everyone else is saying, you need to take this seriously! If you're going to try this, you need to give it your all! You can't bring me out here just to flounder around without a purpose. I'm a Marine, and you can't take me lightly!

If you're serious, take a look at the game and decide if it's what's best. You know you'll have your own ship to captain at the start of next month, and I won't have you take on more than you can handle. That's not fair to your own crew, and it's not fair to me or anyone else.
followthenose: (y-yosh)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-18 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Crap! Think quick, Usopp! Think quick!]

I knew you exactly where you were going to stand because I'm psychic.

[...okay maybe that was a little too quick]

You're doomed.

Hahahahaha

followthenose: (yipe!)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
OH SHIT IS THAT ZORO BEHIND YOU?!
followthenose: (yosh)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM ALIVE, COPPER!]

See if you can keep up with me! [said over his shoulder as he pulls down an eyelid and sticks out his tongue]

I'm the king at running aw--

[Smacks into a tree]

Ow...
followthenose: (s e r i o u s l y)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
....[there's a limit to just how easy this can be.

But escape is escape and so Usopp scrambles up the tree to hide.

No one here but us sticks]
followthenose: (call for the great captain)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[...Tashigi, you're threatening a light pole.

... but wait! He can use this!

He cups a hand to the side of his mouth and throws his voice]


You could never arrest me! I bet you couldn't even get a handcuff on me!
followthenose: (behind me?)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Tashigi, you are handcuffing a light pole]

Ahh you better handcuff yourself to me or I'll just slip away!

[it can't be this easy]
followthenose: (s e r i o u s l y)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[... you just...

Now he feels bad for you.

He's almost tempted to let himself get arrested just out of pity.

Almost. But Usopp is not quite that crazy.

Still, maybe he can make it better somehow?]


Ahh, yeah and now I'm just going to stand here and



HOW THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE A LIGHTPOLE?!



[oh no it slipped out!

Maybe she wouldn't notice?]




[but if she did... she was handcuffed to a light pole... There wasn't a whole lot she could do after all right?

Right]




Ah you tried. You tried. You can't blame yourself for being deceived by the Great Captain. Get stronger and try again another day. [like when Luffy is around]
followthenose: (that's a great idea)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
You bet I'm the vilest pirate in

[no wait overplaying, she was going to get free eventually wasn't she?]

In the East Blue...

A very small part of the East Blue... Not even a village...

In fact I'm not a pirate at all and barely even vile so it's all good right?

ahaha
followthenose: (behind me?)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... me? [was there going to be more to that? He really kind of needs some context to know how he's going to feel]
followthenose: (behind me?)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind.

[holy crap he has the upper hand in something!

...but he doesn't feel great about it]


Ahh maybe you should keep your glasses on more.

[just a thought]
followthenose: (I seee)

[personal profile] followthenose 2016-07-19 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well the difference between you and me is I'm not the one handcuffed to a lightpole...


And also the tree was part of my grand strategy. Don't underestimate my ability to make even the smallest of seeming fails turn into an ultimate win.