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On peer pressure...
Mun, I don't care what everyone else is saying, you need to take this seriously! If you're going to try this, you need to give it your all! You can't bring me out here just to flounder around without a purpose. I'm a Marine, and you can't take me lightly!
If you're serious, take a look at the game and decide if it's what's best. You know you'll have your own ship to captain at the start of next month, and I won't have you take on more than you can handle. That's not fair to your own crew, and it's not fair to me or anyone else.
If you're serious, take a look at the game and decide if it's what's best. You know you'll have your own ship to captain at the start of next month, and I won't have you take on more than you can handle. That's not fair to your own crew, and it's not fair to me or anyone else.

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I knew you exactly where you were going to stand because I'm psychic.
[...okay maybe that was a little too quick]
You're doomed.
Hahahahaha
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If you know that, then you know I won't back down! You'd best be prepared to shoot!
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[TURN!]
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Hey! Get back here!
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See if you can keep up with me! [said over his shoulder as he pulls down an eyelid and sticks out his tongue]
I'm the king at running aw--
[Smacks into a tree]
Ow...
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[Trips! And there go the glasses!]
Aaah! Where'd they go...!
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But escape is escape and so Usopp scrambles up the tree to hide.
No one here but us sticks]
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[Usopp, she's threatening a light pole.]
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... but wait! He can use this!
He cups a hand to the side of his mouth and throws his voice]
You could never arrest me! I bet you couldn't even get a handcuff on me!
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[Usopp, she's handcuffing a light pole.]
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Ahh you better handcuff yourself to me or I'll just slip away!
[it can't be this easy]
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[Usopp, she has handcuffed herself to a light pole. Her vision is that bad.]
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Now he feels bad for you.
He's almost tempted to let himself get arrested just out of pity.
Almost. But Usopp is not quite that crazy.
Still, maybe he can make it better somehow?]
Ahh, yeah and now I'm just going to stand here and
HOW THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE A LIGHTPOLE?!
[oh no it slipped out!
Maybe she wouldn't notice?]
[but if she did... she was handcuffed to a light pole... There wasn't a whole lot she could do after all right?
Right]
Ah you tried. You tried. You can't blame yourself for being deceived by the Great Captain. Get stronger and try again another day. [like when Luffy is around]
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You... you tricked me! You vile pirate! Next time I'll have my glasses and you won't be so lucky!
[She'd normally be able to unlock her cuffs quicker, if she wasn't so flustered.]
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[no wait overplaying, she was going to get free eventually wasn't she?]
In the East Blue...
A very small part of the East Blue... Not even a village...
In fact I'm not a pirate at all and barely even vile so it's all good right?
ahaha
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[Please don't tell her she's been embarrassed by someone who's barely a pirate. Her poor pride...]
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You may have the upper hand for now, but don't think your tricks will work a second time!
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[holy crap he has the upper hand in something!
...but he doesn't feel great about it]
Ahh maybe you should keep your glasses on more.
[just a thought]
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...
And you ran into a tree!
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And also the tree was part of my grand strategy. Don't underestimate my ability to make even the smallest of seeming fails turn into an ultimate win.
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Well, I hope you have a new plan, because that one won't work twice!