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[entheogen]

[A window breaks! A short - by hatoful boyfriend standards, anyway; he's still around turkey-sized - dove puffs his feathers and glares. Hallucinogenic pheromones waft off him... that nonsense he starts spouting is weirdly convincing.]

You! Incarnator of the Salted City! You have summoned me for the purpose of bringing relief to the Siege of Ennui? Though it grieves me to abandon my sacred cause, I am bound to battle by the desires of the Red Moon. I will wield the Holy Spear Saekro'm in service against the darkness! [He has a mapping tool.]

Should I be lost in the Cosmic Soup of Time, you must fight on without me!

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You, good sir/ma'am, are awesome. XD

[cleverkit]

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[Yes, that is a big bird. Yes, he appears to be bleeding from the breast. Yes, he's making grand proclamations about epic battles. Moving on.]

You've got red on you.

[entheogen]

It is the mark of my Crimson Breast, oh Cat of the Vertical Plumage! The Red Eye of the Demon!

[cleverkit]

[To herself] Why does everyone keep commenting on my hair?

Wait, you're marked by a demon, but you fight against evil? How does that work?

[entheogen]

I was marked in another life by the Spirit of Evil, to bear the Blood of Sin. Cursed by an evil half whom I must muster the courage to fight, with the blessed aid of Edel Blau, the Apostle of the Blue Sky.

[cleverkit]

[This is completely insane. Kit knows this, deep down. And yet she's still going along with it, because she can't find a reason why not. What is your secret, crazy giant bird?]

Okay, I think I understand, sort of. But yeah, I think Edel Blau's gonna be on... is it a girl? Whatever, on their own for a while if your mun ever puts you anywhere. Sorry.

[inablighttree]

I see you are as... driven as ever.

[Doctor Iwamine makes no effort to cover the disdain in his voice for a bird he considers to be both a failed experiment and a recurring nuisance.]