Canon is Need For Speed.

[shelbycobra]

Just...stop putting me in all these marriage memes, baby memes, domestic memes. As much as I want that no one is ever going to want to play being married or having a baby with me. The last time you tried that my fiancee disappeared on our wedding day in case you forgot.

I am going to die alone, surrounded by trophies. And I might adopt a cat. You know, save an animal in need and reinforce a stereotype.

Comments

[janee]

Why not a dog?

[shelbycobra]

Cats are more independent. Which helps when your job requires you to be gone a lot.

[janee]

Dogs can be too, if they aren't spoiled rotten.

[shelbycobra]

Not the ones I've known. But I'm probably a few years off from adopting anything. Hopefully.

[janee]

Hey you might meet your person. Don't give up just yet.

[shelbycobra]

I don't know. I've had luck with dating a couple of great guys, but my mun can't seem to find someone who wants to play the whole marriage and family thing for very long. After a while I figured it was just me.

[janee]

No, lots of muns get bored playing out long term relationships. Lots of spouses and kids disappear. It's an epidemic.

[shelbycobra]

That's depressing. I always thought I'd be a cool mom. I mean, I'd kick ass at Career Day.