We're all thinking it.

[hallowedhorcrux]

I have a...what?

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[dorkvader]

You have a pun. I know, it's a travesty.

[hallowedhorcrux]

I was more concerned about the daughter.

[dorkvader]

You have a kid? Me to!

[hallowedhorcrux]

I do not recall creating one as it were.

[dorkvader]

Well I should hope so. It sounds a little creepy otherwise.

[hallowedhorcrux]

The whole story makes my skin crawl.

[dorkvader]

How do you think she feels?

[hallowedhorcrux]

I can't say I care.

[dorkvader]

Really?

I was thrilled to find out about my kid.

[hallowedhorcrux]

You sought to have one; I did not. (Frankly the idea of having sex is fairly nauseating for him. He has no interest in it.)

[shoulda_toined]

(Waves his arm like an excited school student.)

Ooh! Ooh! I know da punchline! "Second base"!

[hallowedhorcrux]

Incorrect.

[shoulda_toined]

A' course it is! It's one 'a da most classic comedy routines! Anybody who wants ta make it in da funny business knows Who's on foist, What's on second, and Idunnowho's on thoid.

(Gives Voldemort an expectant look.)

[gifted_witch]

The entire idea is more than slightly horrifying.

[hallowedhorcrux]

I cannot believe I am agreeing with a Mudblood.

[foreverfritz]

...face that could stop traffic?

Or at the very least cause a six-car-pile-up.

[hallowedhorcrux]

Are you trying to be original?

[foreverfritz]

No, just saying what comes to mind.

Are you trying to be ugly?

[hallowedhorcrux]

Am I concerned with the opinion of those who know nothing of Magic?

[foreverfritz]

Pfffft.

Right. I know nothing about magic.


Humans. I swear.

[hallowedhorcrux]

I see nothing special about you.

[foreverfritz]

Of course you don't, I'm a djinn.

We're awesome without flaunting it.

[hallowedhorcrux]

A Djinn? (Well this is interesting.) I encountered your kind in the East.

[foreverfritz]

We're highly mobile.

*Extended family no doubt. Fritz made a face. Despite his boasting he couldn't stand others of his kind.*

[hallowedhorcrux]

As I was once. (Being incorporeal does have its upsides.)