We're all thinking it.

[hallowedhorcrux]

I have a...what?

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[dorkvader]

You have a pun. I know, it's a travesty.

[hallowedhorcrux]

I was more concerned about the daughter.

[dorkvader]

You have a kid? Me to!

[hallowedhorcrux]

I do not recall creating one as it were.

[dorkvader]

Well I should hope so. It sounds a little creepy otherwise.

[hallowedhorcrux]

The whole story makes my skin crawl.

[dorkvader]

How do you think she feels?

[hallowedhorcrux]

I can't say I care.

[dorkvader]

Really?

I was thrilled to find out about my kid.

[hallowedhorcrux]

You sought to have one; I did not. (Frankly the idea of having sex is fairly nauseating for him. He has no interest in it.)

[dorkvader]

Well you should have been more careful then.

[Don't knock it till you try it. On second thought, yeah... You just stick to the creepy celibate thing. It suits you.]

[hallowedhorcrux]

My private matters are my own, yet I did not sleep with her. (Can his body even...do that?)

[dorkvader]

Okay sure. I believe you. Wacky stuff happens.

[Him? Well, obviously not now... but you know, once long ago when he still had 3 out of 4 of his own limbs and wasn't walking barbacue.]

[shoulda_toined]

(Waves his arm like an excited school student.)

Ooh! Ooh! I know da punchline! "Second base"!

[gifted_witch]

The entire idea is more than slightly horrifying.

[hallowedhorcrux]

(I was referring to Voldemort, but they both have their...difficulties.)

It should be curbed.

[hallowedhorcrux]

Incorrect.

[hallowedhorcrux]

I cannot believe I am agreeing with a Mudblood.

[dorkvader]

[Trying not think about that too much, honestly. Bluh.]

Curbed? Or outright eradicated?

It's best to be precise about these things.

[foreverfritz]

...face that could stop traffic?

Or at the very least cause a six-car-pile-up.

[hallowedhorcrux]

(Agreed.)

I was being kind. (That is said oh so stiffly.) They should be given a chance to correct their mistakes.

[hallowedhorcrux]

Are you trying to be original?

[foreverfritz]

No, just saying what comes to mind.

Are you trying to be ugly?

[hallowedhorcrux]

Am I concerned with the opinion of those who know nothing of Magic?

[dorkvader]

Kindness is a weakness. Mistakes should be dealt be with a strong hand.

[Or you know, a throat hug.]