Dat movie (no spoilers in top, will mark if they're in comments)

[darknessb4me]

What are you so excited about? It can't have been that good. I wasn't even in it.

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[castintoflames]

Is your presence so essential to a tale being satisfying?

[darknessb4me]

It's set in my world. Everything before I show up is just prologue.

[unpreparer]

That is likely what made it tolerable at all.

ILLIDAN C:

[darknessb4me]

Don't worry, elf. There'll be a part for you when they get around to making my story.

[Beat.]

Not a significant part...

world needs more tryhard failures

[unpreparer]

Well it is easier for them to use the stories of those whose stories have ended. Unlike you, mine continues.

[yeah, totally pulling the "you died" card.]

I am not usually patient, but if they must work on stories of lesser importance to prepare for mine, then so be it.

[darknessb4me]

On whose mercy did you crawl away from our fight, you worm?

[Arthas is even less patient. Yes, he is still mad about the Ashbringer being total BS.]

[unpreparer]

Mercy? I recall you scampering off in a rush to go hug your little ice block. Afraid of what I would do once I caught my breath?

[Because he was clearly just winded. That is all. That blood was completely irrelevant as it was just a flesh wound. If you think otherwise you are obviously wrong.]

[darknessb4me]

You mean when I merged with the Lich King and became the very thing your demon masters wanted to stop at all costs?

[Arthas' smile is not his usual uneven smirk; it is thin and cold and looks like it belongs to someone else that's just borrowing his face.

It does.]

Yes. We were afraid of you, Illidan Stormrage. Lord of nothing. Deciever's pet. I thought you were supposed to hunt demons.

[unpreparer]

Yes, that is what I said, when you went to go hug your little ice block.

[Like he would ever make Arthas' story sound like Arthas had a shred of dignity. No, Illidan's ego was too inflated for that.]

Have you never heard of the adage, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?". I do not suppose you have, that would require subtly and tact, neither of which you seem to flourish in.

[darknessb4me]

I don't skulk around my enemies' ankles waiting for them to trip. I destroy them, because I'm strong enough to do so. That's why I'm feared, and you're just hated.

[unpreparer]

I do not wait for them to trip, I orchestrate it. And just who exactly have you successfully vanquished? I am still here, you never killed Kael'thas or Vashj- oh wait there were those feeble old men, right. How could I forget your triumphs over the elderly.

[the slowest most sarcastic applause.]

[darknessb4me]

I beat you in a fair fight before I had a fraction of the power at my command now. Are you after a rematch? Doesn't seem wise.

[unpreparer]

And yet you are dead, and I am not.

[Officially. Still abusing the shit out of the You're Dead card.]

[darknessb4me]

Then who are you talking to, yourself?

I'm not dead here and now. Let's finish this.