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[fillinfortheskull]

Whatever do you think you're doing?

...I suppose it's a more productive way to deal with boredom than shooting the wall.

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[shootthewall]

[Unimpressed.]

Unlike the last group of suicides that turned out to be serial murders?

[Was Lestrade just assuming it was murder suicide like the police typically did? Just fit the facts to suit their theory. Sherlock has seen that time and again.]

[dadstrade]

[ Oh, that does it. The slump to Lestrade's shoulders straightens abruptly and he scowls. ]

Alright, can we assume for one minute that I'm not a complete moron? I know what's about to happen, and why, here because of... what this place is. Back in 'reality,' yeah, I am pretty oblivious to the fact that a sniper is about to put a bullet through my skull. And so was John. And it's all because some bloody brilliant moron I know decided to go and overdose on drugs.

[ Deep breaths, Lestrade. This might be Sherlock, but he's not actually involved in any of that. ]

... Maybe you're not there yet, maybe you never will be, but I'll tell you this now, don't do it. Whenever you think 'oh, this is a great time to get high,' just don't.

[ Please. ]

[logicals]

_{[ wow just tell his other self about how careless he was with his drugs. it'S FINE IT'S NOT LIKE HE WANTED TO IMPRESS HIMSELF ANYWAY ]}

the thread-jacking/meta here is reaching truly epic levels /just rollin with it

[dadstrade]

[ GO AWAY, Sherlock, he is not talking to you. Well. He is but. You know what he means. Ugh. ]

sherlockception is the best type of inception.

[logicals]

_{[ Yes you're talking to the alive Sherlock. Which is rude, tbh. How dare you. ]}

[dadstrade]

[ He's still alive, too, you know. Not that it would actually matter, either way. He always suspected that something terrible would happen if there was more than one Sherlock. Feeling totally vindicated here. ]

[logicals]

<sub>[ Yes, but not for long.

Two Sherlock's, one cup.</sub>

/literally dying from lols over here

[dadstrade]

[ Considering the way this is going, he's starting to think he might welcome his oncoming death, if it'll get him away from at least one of you.

Also no. ]

wow i'm not clearing that mess up. other sherlock, it's all on u

[logicals]

[ Do you really think the muns are kind enough to spare you any true humiliation? You might be new, dear detective, but you're not an idiot. Their sadism knows no bounds and you'd do well to acknowledge that before they endeavour to disappoint you for real.

But science. ]

mun would like to point out that they also have a watson & could make things even more complicated

[shootthewall]

srsly guys, can't breathe, too much lol... send halp...

[dadstrade]

[ Are you kidding? He's been here for what, less than a week, and he's already been drugged against his will thanks for that and is about to get murdered. Don't talk to him about sadism.

NO. No science. ]

[fillinfortheskull]

[OH MY GOD SHERLOCK XD]

[shootthewall]

Are you going to hover like that all day?

[Least of all impressed with 'himself'.]

[logicals]

I like to think of it as 'lurking'.

[shootthewall]

[Circles, hands behind his back.]

Protectively lurking? Protecting what, I wonder...

[This Sherlock getting territorial about who gets to poke at Lestrade perhaps? Or maybe Sherlock is seeing if he can yank his own chain. For science's sake, of course.]

[logicals]

Protectively? Hardly. Have him, he's all yours.

_{[ Defiant, even towards himself. Sherlock's all for enhancing the misery of his lesser associates; really, Sherlock should have at it. It might allow Lestrade to realise just how lucky he is, having to deal with only one Sherlock as opposed to two. ]}

More like actively interested in the conversation at hand.

<sub>[ And whatever might come from it - it's always interesting to see things from another perspective.

Always good to see himself at work, too; he is rather brilliant, after all. ]</sub>

[shootthewall]

[There is no arguing with that logic, one has to admit. A smile creeps up on him, already planning out what sort of things to put Lestrade through.]

It has been awhile since any of Scotland Yard showed their faces here. [Not that he missed any of them. Nope. Not a bit. Of course this place was rather lax when it came to solving cases.]

[logicals]

[ Lestrade should probably run for the hills right about now, because nothing good can come from two versions of the same Sherlock smiling at one another. ]

You can thank my mun for his arrival. She's very persuasive, I'll give her that much.

_{[ Also awful in every way possible, but that's neither here nor there, really. As far as crime solving in dear-mun goes... well, there's not really a lot of action around here in general, is there? Perhaps other Sherlock should look into bothering museboxes and memes? Then again, he'll probably find more of the same, so perhaps not. ]}

[shootthewall]

[Well. Got deep really fast, didn't it? Sherlock just regards Lestrade's emotional outburst with passive unreadability. Hard to tell what he's thinking but the fact he didn't make a sarcastic remark in return does say something.

Or maybe he's just not going to acknowledge or deny that he uses drugs sometimes when he's bored and there aren't any cases.]

I suppose that... [pointing up the thread] is supposed to be me as well then?

[Uh oh. He's smiling a bit. Considering hijacking Lestrade for his own means good.]

[dadstrade]

[ Sherlock doesn't have to acknowledge anything. Lestrade knows, and despite the obvious nerve struck there, he doesn't actually want to talk about it. ]

You tell me, you're the genius here.

[ Oh no, don't even think about it. He's got nothing to do with... whatever it is that you two have going now. ]

[shootthewall]

[Yes, yes he was.]

At any other point, I would say an imposter...however this place does tend to allow for multiples of any one person.

[dadstrade]

So I've heard.

[ It's one thing to hear about it, though, and another entirely to see it for himself. This is officially surreal. This, kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs. But you're enjoying it, aren't you? ]

[shootthewall]

[Shudders at a thought. Multiple Andersons. Brrrrr.]

Are you completely involved with this game business? Or do you have time for the occasional side venture? [Memes, in other words.]

[dadstrade]

[ Let's be honest, no one wants that. ]

I'm guessing that I might get thrown out there at least every now and again once the dust settles. What about you?

[shootthewall]

[Anderson probably doesn't even want that.]

Whenever there is something deserving of attention.

[Currently have him tagged in here, here, and here if Lestrade finds any of them interesting enough to make an appearance?]