On stupid AU's, lacking a clear vision and Irish Coffee ...

[rebelscumfather]

This is the stupidest idea you've ever had.

Don't dismiss me, you shit, I'm talking to you. Shut up and listen for a minute.

You have no idea where to put me, if anyone is going to talk to me, and you keep changing your mind about 'what I'm supposed to be.' As if it was up to you at all. Christ, the delusions of grandeur with you are something else ...

And let's get another thing straight. It's not 'too early' for an Irish Coffee. You can drink it anytime. With you behind the keys, I'm pretty sure I'm going to need booze early and often.

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a little... but it's too fun to stop.

[dorkvader]

So... what are your plans for Ben? If you're taking this being a parent thing seriously...

[school, work... getting out of the house other than with his weird friends.]

[rebelscumfather]

You would adopt a 'plans' for child regardless of what they actually want for themselves parenting style, wouldn't you?

I'm just trying to make sure he doesn't become a mass-murderer.

In hindsight, maybe you should have been a little more stern, Han old buddy.

[dorkvader]

Children don't know what they want for themselves. That's why they have parents.

Have you considered sending him to the Imperial Academy? I have contacts you know.

[rebelscumfather]

Military school? My kid? For half a second I thought you were serious.

[dorkvader]

What? Like he couldn't use a little discipline?

Besides, that's not all they teach. It's surprisingly well rounded.