Possibly looking for an additional game...

[neverjoinyou]

Look. I'm flattered, I am, that you enjoy trying to get into my head. But don't you think things are bad enough without looking for more trouble? I'm not doing any good on the Barge, my nephew hates everyone, Sinjir's off plotting with Tarkin and who knows what's going on with me and Han. And Rey... I wish I thought I was more good for her than I do. It's kind of hard to feel good about training her when Kylo Ren is in front of me all the time.

And you're trying to find somewhere else that doesn't already have me? Though now that you mention it, yeah. It's weird there's so many of me around suddenly.


[x-posted to dear_player]

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[dorkvader]

When did you turn into such a wuss?

[neverjoinyou]

I'm confused about what you're basing that assessment on.

ps.. sorry Luke, your dad's kind of a jerk

[dorkvader]

You don't what good you're doing... Kylo is a whiny jerk but you should be all up on changing that right... [You tried to change him for force's sake.] Or showing him how the light is better or something.

You're a Skywalker... blow something up and make yourself feel better then go fix things.

yes that's the first word that comes to mind when I think "Vader"

[neverjoinyou]

You know, I'm not sure how qualified you are to act like you know me.

What makes you think I'm not trying to reach that whin--uh, Kylo?

[dorkvader]

...


... we've talked. [Ok fine. But he didn't know you existed, shut up!]

It sounded like you were avoiding him because he makes you feel inadequate or something.

[neverjoinyou]

That's a lot to read into what I said. Actually he would probably like me to avoid him more.

[dorkvader]

You have an apprentice [you're growing up so fast!] and it makes you uncomfortable to have him around.

You must fear he will bring her to the darkside. [Or see you as totally incompetent, or both. He'll leave that bit out.]

[neverjoinyou]

[Stop helping, Dad.]

Those two things are not related. Well, not entirely. What am I supposed to feel about knowing I failed him?

Anyway, Rey won't turn to the dark side.

[dorkvader]

[He has years to make up for here... Let him, well maybe love is too strong a word here... uh, like? Not hate? whatever, just let him do the thing.]

You still don't understand the power of the darkside. That, is your failure.

Do not make it again with this new apprentice.

[neverjoinyou]

You're lecturing me on how to train?

[dorkvader]

Why, do you think I've never had an apprentice? Because I have.

I was awesome at it.

[neverjoinyou]

How come I've never heard of them?

[dorkvader]

Probably the same reason you didn't know about me until I told you... and I didn't know about your sister until you told me.

[Because a certain Mr. Point-of-View is an asshole. He means you Obi Wan, you old jerk.]

It's a funny galaxy isn't it.

[forcesensitive]

I'd say you're lucky to have Rey, but at least I don't have to deal with Kylo Ren.

[neverjoinyou]

I am lucky to have Rey. And as for my nephew... it's only right that I should try to know him.

[forcesensitive]

Well--you're right about that. Anyone would be lucky to have her around.

[He shakes his head about Ren, though.]

Just be careful around him, yeah? You do know what he did, I hope.

[neverjoinyou]

She told me. He, ah, tried to kill me when he first came aboard.

[forcesensitive]

And you still want to get to know him.

[Jedi, man. Finn shakes his head.]

At least that means you're keeping an eye on him.

[neverjoinyou]

He's my nephew.

[forcesensitive]

But does that actually mean anything to him?

--Nevermind, I don't want to know him well enough to find out. I know what he thinks about me. He wouldn't stop at trying to kill me.

[neverjoinyou]

He says it doesn't. But... it doesn't have to matter to him, to matter to me.

[forcesensitive]

[Finn sighs, because even he has to admit that's a fair answer.]

All right, all right. Long as you don't let your guard down around him. We didn't go to all that trouble to find you just to lose you again.

[neverjoinyou]

I... don't know why I left. Leave. Sorry I put everyone through all that trouble, though. I'm sure I had a good reason.

[forcesensitive]

People leave for all kind of reasons. It's none of my business why. What's important is if you can understand why people need you now.

...Now for me, anyway. It's really confusing having everyone be from the past.

[neverjoinyou]

That's funny, because it's weird how everyone's from the future...