Avery's advice for muns.

[parapraxis]

Just because you play an attorney on the Internet doesn't make you a legal expert. If that were true, then everyone around here would have superpowers and lightsabers. Which would be intriguing but probably also dangerous.

Besides I don't have time to bail you out. I've waited for months to use this icon. Tonight I'm going out and I'm not coming home until some late hour of the morning and after I've made men weak in front of me.

Comments

[dorkvader]

You must know a lot of clumsy people.

[parapraxis]

Something like that. It's my job to handle accidents.

[dorkvader]

You're a janitor?

[parapraxis]

Lawyer.

[dorkvader]

close enough.

[parapraxis]

Not even.

[dorkvader]

You're right. They have a much better union.