Avery's advice for muns.

[parapraxis]

Just because you play an attorney on the Internet doesn't make you a legal expert. If that were true, then everyone around here would have superpowers and lightsabers. Which would be intriguing but probably also dangerous.

Besides I don't have time to bail you out. I've waited for months to use this icon. Tonight I'm going out and I'm not coming home until some late hour of the morning and after I've made men weak in front of me.

Comments

[dorkvader]

We don't just hand those things out you know... you could put your eye out.

[parapraxis]

Good thing I don't want one then. Not my style.

[dorkvader]

Pfft... everyone wants one, they're awesome.

[parapraxis]

I don't think it'd go with my dress.

[dorkvader]

They come in different colors.

[parapraxis]

Well then. That might be interesting. Handy for difficult court cases.

[dorkvader]

No one argues with the person holding a lightsaber.

Well, rarely... usually... if they do they end up regretting it.

[parapraxis]

You ever have any accidents with that thing?

[dorkvader]

Accidents?

Uh... just the once but really the guy deserved it.

[Don't ask about all the intentional maiming and limb chopping.]

[parapraxis]

I hear that line like every day.

[dorkvader]

You must know a lot of clumsy people.

[parapraxis]

Something like that. It's my job to handle accidents.

[dorkvader]

You're a janitor?

[parapraxis]

Lawyer.

[dorkvader]

close enough.

[parapraxis]

Not even.

[dorkvader]

You're right. They have a much better union.

[moveitfootballhead]

Probably? I'd say likely knowing the bunch of buffoons ya got running around this joint.

[parapraxis]

And I do not want to be here for the inevitable lawsuits.

[moveitfootballhead]

Why not? You're a lawyer - I thought you guys lived for that kinda stuff.

[parapraxis]

I'm not that kind of lawyer. I work for a hospital in Los Angeles.

[moveitfootballhead]

So you're some kinda bleeding heart, touchy feely do-gooder?

[parapraxis]

Actually, the term is house counsel.

[moveitfootballhead]

Ah, to-mato, ta-mato - you still make a butt-load of money, right?

[parapraxis]

I can't complain.

[moveitfootballhead]

Now you're talkin' my language.

[parapraxis]

The one with dollar signs in front of it?

[moveitfootballhead]

Precisely.