dear_mun | What am I doing. Canon is The Force Awakens.

Beebs? That you?

[The color scheme is familiar, how's she supposed to know Millicent is a lady and not a droid gone fuzzy?]

[Headtilt, but. Human! She's been alone and cold and wants to be held, so she trots over. Hi there, extremely beautiful human lady. Do you give ear-scratches?]

[She's just going to continue to assume that the fuzzlet is BB-8, which is why she just crouches down, gently patting its head, since BB-8 likes being patted on the dome, it's similar enough.]

What are we going to do with you?

[She meows, purring. Don't mind her trying to climb you, she has her own ideas of what to do. Step one: climb. Step two: ??? Step three: find her redheaded human.]

[The climbing is just going to get a grin and a gentle chin-scratch.] You like being tall, huh?

[Easily done tiny thing! She gently scoots the kitten up to her shoulder before unfolding to her feet again, still scritching gently] How's that?

[Well, yes. Being a cat is awesome but she's pretty short, and thus climbing is required. But yay for the height boost! Lookit how high up they are! She may keep you, human.] Mrow!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[She shakes her head, re-positioning the cat a little, making sure it won't slide off her shoulder]

You know, Poe's going to be real confused if all his stuff keeps turning into other stuff.

[She meows once, for the heck of it. She's confused on how she got here. Fair enough everybody else is lost, too. Digging her tiny claws in, she hangs on, looking around to survey the land. No sign of her human anywhere just yet.]

Hey now, easy with the spiny-bits. Never let you fall out before, not gonna let you fall now.

[And another gentle re-positioning]

So where we headed?

[Not that she's able to understand Cat anyway, it's more difficult than Droid, which is basically her first language.]

[In her defense usually she didn't ride on anyone's shoulders. This is new, but fine, perhaps it doesn't call for claws. Looking around, she realizes she doesn't see anyone she knows. Well, crap. That was the entirety of her plan.

A sad mewling ensues. It's hard being small and furry.]

[It's easy enough to get the kitten securely settled, and she just blinks at that sad little sound, scratching gently between the kitten's ears again.]

What's wrong, Beebs? Oh! I bet you're hungry, I was really hungry at first, too.

[Mission: to the mess hall!]

[Kurt's always had a soft spot for animals. He crouches down, making encouraging noises as he holds out his three fingered blue hand for inspection]

Hallo, Katze.

[It's a human, sort of, but blue! She's going to lick at him, see if he tastes different than the other humans. Either way, she expects headscratches. She has yet to find her human and it's a big, lonely multiverse.

Millicent butts her head against his hand, purring, hoping to be held. He's not her human but he seems friendly enough.]

[He has a toothy grin at her vying for attention, obliging like the good mutant he is. Head scratches are given and look, what's this? A piece of salty beef jerky in his other hand. It's not much, but it's all he has at the moment.]

What poor person has lost you, liebe Katze?

[Jerky! Oh, you are the best of humans. She purrs like a motorboat as she noms at the jerky, licking up the salt. Ah, yes. She still misses her main human but you can be her secret human.

As she chews at the jerky, the little silver tags on her collar jingle. 'Millicent' it says on one in elegant font. 'Property of General Hux' is on the other. But she hasn't found him yet. If he knew she was missing he'd be on the search for her; he's basically like her non-furry dad.]

[Kurt was good at keeping secrets. He chuckles.]

Liebchen, perhaps we should find dhis General Hux. I am sure dhey are missing you greatly.

[He carefully picks her up and places her in the inner lining pocket of his jacket. It's like the best kitten seat in the house, she can poke her head out to see or snuggle inside for a nap.]

[She meows when she hears Hux's name. She misses him. Other humans are nice and some even have food, but they aren't Hux, who lets her sprawl out on the pillow beside him at night and who built her a custom scratching pole/climbing tree hybrid.

That said, she never gets to ride in Hux's jacket, so this is a new and intriguing experience. Yes, you shall definitely be her secret second human now. Popping her head up out of the pocket, she purrs, content with this combo stealth/napping position. Why can't her human have a jacket like this? She'd never leave his side if he did.]

[More head rubs for her as she settles in the pocket. Why did he not think to carry a cat around with him sooner?

Secret (mutant) human away...he tends to walk on all fours naturally, it helps with moving about and climbing.]

/Dai Stiho, there, litte one./

[Nita can't help but be amused, despite Millicent's mood. Because kitty is very much cute, yes.]

/You need help or anything?/

/I can't find my human! We were supposed to go glare at other humans together./

[It's a beloved past time of theirs.]

/Is it alright if I help you find them, then?/

It'd be quite the question of where to start, but Nita was more than willing to lend a hand.

/Yes! Please help, he gets so sad sometimes. I need to be there for him to hug!/

[This a catmergency. Fortunately, she has a foolproof descriptor of her human.] /He's tall for a human and has hair like my fur. He likes to wear black even though my fur gets on that stuff. Silly Daddy./ [He's a stupid human but he's her stupid human.]

/Sounds like an important job!/ Nita noted, completely serious. Being a companion was important, after all.

[Nita ponders the description for a moment.]

/Do you remember where you last saw him?/

[Maybe he looked different from all the other humans in his area? Blond and fond of black weren't too much of a clue.]

Do you know how hard it is to get cat hair out of a cape?

[Human who looks like Hux's rival human! She will be trotting over to sniff at you now. Maybe she'll be able to pick up her daddy's scent from you. It's so lonely without him.]

Begone small furry creature.

[That sounds all official and imposing. He waves his hand at the tiny kitten as if to shoo it away. Granted, it's a cat and cats are jerks, but even he isn't evil enough to just force crush a kitten.]

What am I doing. Canon is The Force Awakens.

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Because KITTY. /This text is Speech, so Millicent can understand her./ ^^

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