unfortunately he's back & it's crossposted hurr

[fitzherpderp]

[ ignore him. wait no, what? brushin' the dust off his incredibly wide, manly shoulders. HI MUN, LONG TIME NO SEE.

was kind of nice, lbr. ]

So. You come crawling back. [ smuggity smug. ] We both knew this would happen. There isn't a woman in existence that can resist my charm… [ long. pause. ] … for longer than three years.

[ a h e m ]

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[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Is that a challenge? Because you sir, are asking for a challenge.]

Why wouldn't we? I mean I don't get what's so special about you.

[illuminaria]

Are you sure it's your charm?

[ because it could be anything. you're devilishly handsome, you're mischievous---


or they got all excited about an animated series, who knows. ]