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[masterholbytla]

See, Mundane, I know you know that I am, quite frankly, bored. What should we do about it?

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[makeherblue]

It's golf, with a space suit. Best game of golf you could ever want! I think you'd like it, provided they can fight a space suit in your size.

[masterholbytla]

...um. [ golf? space suit? what do those words even meeeean ] I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

[makeherblue]

[The Doctor's face positively lights up. He loves the ones that don't know what space or golf is - it gives him an excuse to accidentally show them. And by accidentally he means accidentally-on-purpose. It's something of an art-form]

Good! Then I'll have to ask if you're free tomorrow! [Rubs his hand together briskly]

[masterholbytla]

[ looks at his companion quite suspiciously: ] What for?

[makeherblue]

Golf! And some spacesuit sizing. Probably need that, EVA golf's no fun if you can't even see out the helmet.

[masterholbytla]

Why can't you just show me those things here?

[makeherblue]

Because! [The Doctor even looks embarrassed at his lack of foresight] I didn't think to start keeping spacesuits in my pockets, you know! [It's just a tiny bit defensive]

[masterholbytla]

Well, I really don't want to bother you anymore than I should. [ because going away with an unknown Big Folk? clearly not the best idea ever ]

[makeherblue]

[It's a bit odd that a hobbit of all people has more of a Stranger Danger sense than all the Doctors companions popping around the universe. Clearly they need some lessons from the Shire]

EVA golf is never a bother. Oh, right, I forgot. Introductions! I'd rather not be called Hey You or Stop Right There. [He stoops to extend his hand]. The Doctor!

[masterholbytla]

The Doctor. [ pause. but he does shake the offered hand, though! ] Of what?

[makeherblue]

Good question! Let's go with "Doctor of Everything". I find plain old "Doctor" is much shorter.