Yes, yes - another Kylo Ren. Tentatively looking for a home, or just more people to meme with!

[immunetothelight]

[ For a long time, he doesn't speak. Just when you're about to say something, anything to break the tension - you hear that deep voice, thoughtful and calm caeven as it is filtered through the mask. ]

I will find her. She's out there, somewhere... with him.

I can already feel them in my grasp. The scavenger will not escape me again, and if she will not join me... then she will be destroyed.

But General Snoke will be pleased if I bring her to him. Without the Senate, the Resistance is crippled. Then it will only be too easy for the First Order to reign over the galaxy and bring order to all this chaos.

I have no use for your little games. I must complete my training, find the girl... and kill Skywalker, once and for all.

[ So... who wants this little ray of sunshine? Any takers? ] 

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I've seen the movie in its full spoilery glory so...

[notthetechguy]

(Really, mun? You throwing me at Ren? Wouldn't that Jedi be better for this job? He also shouldn't be mouthing off to him but... eh.)

So... Ren? When's the next time the big bad Sith gets cut down, slashed, and beaten up by a girl half your size? Is that something all junior Sith do or is it just you?

[I am so sorry for Chance.]

Oh good!

[immunetothelight]

[For a long moment Ren simply stares at him from behind the mask. Bringing up such unpleasant memories is not a wise idea, but apparently he's not supposed to harm anyone while he's here... wherever 'here' is.]

I was injured. The girl had the advantage.

I assure you it will not happen again.

[notmygrandfather]

How can you complete your training if you kill Uncle Luke?

[ This is Anakin's "You're a dumbass" voice. ]

[immunetothelight]

[This child doesn't exist in Ren's universe, and yet he's not unaware of other timelines existing. In another world, they could have been siblings.

But despite Anakin's obvious disrespect, he answers calmly.]

I will not complete my training under Luke Skywalker.

I will complete it under General Snoke. He is wise, all-knowing... and a better teacher than your uncle could ever hope to be.

[notmygrandfather]

[ Anakin shakes his head and crosses his arms. His alternate universe big brother is even dumber than that weird future Jacen sometimes. ]

No one's all-knowing. Anyone who says they are is just trying to trick you. Even Uncle Luke's always searching for more knowledge -- that's why Tionne and Tahiri and I just went to retrieve a new Holocron. So Uncle Luke could learn more, just like us.

[underachievement]

Cool monologue. Won't happen.

[immunetothelight]

You sound so certain.

Perhaps it would be wiser not to speak of things you could hope to comprehend.

[underachievement]

I hate to burst your all-powerful bubble but around here, you need permission if you want to screw with people. You know, consent.