Canon is Need For Speed. On her lack of romance.

[shelbycobra]

You're cheesed that I'm not doing anything for Valentine's Day? Really? It's canon that I didn't have a boyfriend for 10 years. What did you think I did on those holidays? I wasn't exactly the hot ticket.

I get that you love the guys in my life and want me to spend time with them. I do too; that's why they're in my life. But their muns are probably just busy. I'm convinced John is on some new deep cover mission in Los Angeles, Red has a whole football team to manage and Michael...well, I don't know what's happened to him but it better involve a tropical island and something fruity.

I'm not the crown princess of anyone's life. Well. Except for maybe my dad. And we all know he's taking mom to Red Lobster.