voice-testing finally, canon is the office, please be gentle

[regionalmanager]

So - wow, hoo boy. This - this is a thing! Great. Honestly, I am thrilled to be a part of your team. You'll find me to be the employee-iest guy you've ever...employed, honestly. Believe me, five minutes with me and this place - your head, it's gonna be a real family-friendly atmosphere, because we'll all feel like a family here. Like Chuck E. Cheese. We'll have birthday parties and eat pizza, but there's not gonna be a creepy giant rat running around! ...Uuuuunnnnless you play one! In which case, that's cool. Totally cool.

Uh, generally speaking though, I am more used to a, um, managerial position? I'm also the most managiest-guy I k- wait, lie. I can't say that. Ed Truck exists. Scrooge McDuck exists. Both rhyming names, both great managers.

But you know, I think we can - discuss the eventual promotion eventually.

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[createdautoman]

You're a manager?