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So, you made an account. What are you gonna do now, actually send me somewhere or sit on your hands and make Russian prison jokes?

Yeah, I thought so.

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And you do?

I do. Not as much as I used to, but... [ shrug ] It's fun.

Yeah, and you're the expert on fun. We established.

Joking or not, it's really strange to hear you say that.

That was the idea.

No, I mean that no one else ever calls me fun, not even as an obvious joke pointing out the fact that I'm apparently a workaholic.

I'm fairly certain Aaron's the only one who's called me fun relatively recently, and he has an... odd definition of the word fun, to say the least.

Well, no one calls me much of anything, and I don't know who this Aaron guy is.

Aaron Stack, Machine Man. He was one of my operatives when I was running Lightning Storm.

And no one calls you much of anything because you keep to yourself so much. It's hard to figure out what to call you and how to banter with you when you don't let anyone know much of what you're like.

I got other stuff to worry about. Besides making friends.

Don't we all?

I didn't say it made me special.

I meant, having other things to worry about is a bullshit excuse for not making friends.

I have friends.

How many of the Avengers, the ones who lived with you, would you call friends? And not just friendly acquaintances, but actual friends?

I'd call all of you my friends, Carol.

I just had to be Captain America first.

And now you're going to be on the run.

I'm not trying to get down on you for having other priorities, lord knows I've done the same thing, but you make it all too easy to start worrying about you.

It's what I have to do.

I dunno what else to say. I'll be fine.

Just remember you do have friends, alright?

And if you end up not fine, I swear to god, I'm gonna kick your ass.

You'll have to find me first.

You say that like it'd be hard.

You don't even know that I'm hiding. So I figure I got a head start.

Eh, minor technicality.

I'm pretty good at disappearing.

Bucky, telling me something is going to be hard is not the way to convince me not to do it. Come on, you should know this by now.

I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I'm stating a fact.