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[thauron]

I am flattered that you wish to reunite me with my Master - and on such a triumphant day no less! I admit your fondness of me has taken me by surprise. Do you consider me some sort of hero in my own right?

[No, no no annnnd no.]

You needn't be so emphatic about it.

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[brokenleaf]

You were destroyed.

[He knows that doesn't mean anything though. Legolas just needs to point that out.]

[thauron]

By whom? [This is news to him.]

[brokenleaf]

Two hobbits. [Don't expect him to give more detail than that. It would just be too easy. Also, he doesn't want Sam and Frodo to end up in any extra trouble, where ever they may be.]

[thauron]

I've never heard of such a race. [Is it a race?]

[brokenleaf]

Then that is good for Middle Earth, for then you can do no harm to them.

[Trolol]

[thauron]

It is unfortunate you have informed me of their existence! [Stuff needs to be fixed.]

[brokenleaf]

Ah but I've not told you where they might be found! And hobbits are clever folk, clever enough that even you could not stop them.

[Okay so maybe the army as the Black Gate helped...]

[thauron]

Since my Master is alive and well, I have time to discover them. [Silly Elf.] Let us hope they know how to fight.

[athermercy]

Well, they might want you to cheer up for the holidays, Mairon.

[who wants a dark lord sulking in their headspace?]

[thauron]

If only they were so kind. [There is something underhanded afoot here.]

[athermercy]

Think about it -- If they had any 'scheme', they wouldn't need to hide it from you.

[They would just do it.]

[thauron]

They haven't hidden it from me. [How can one play Sauron and not scheme?]

[athermercy]

What they plan is it so bad?

[thauron]

No. I will be reunited with my Master, but there are details they have hidden from me.

[athermercy]

Maybe they're planning to send you to a game? But I thought you would enjoy that.

[belegurth]

maiiiiiiron

[belegurth]

guess what i did

[belegurth]

it was really cool

[belegurth]

MAIRON LOOK AT ME I DID FUN THINGS

i'm not even sorry

[belegurth]

[wiggles naked butt]

>:(

[thauron]

[Pointedly ignoring this dreadful display. Nope, not looking.








Did he just -

For the lovehate of Eru!]

Master, what did you do?

:D

[belegurth]

I totally broke Fingolfin's sword! You should remake it into something better though.

-_- Melkor.

[thauron]

I could mold it into a crown for you? Or gauntlets?

:D!

[belegurth]

A crown with the Silmarils set in it!

... <3

[thauron]

Have you acquired them?