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I am flattered that you wish to reunite me with my Master - and on such a triumphant day no less! I admit your fondness of me has taken me by surprise. Do you consider me some sort of hero in my own right?

[No, no no annnnd no.]

You needn't be so emphatic about it.

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You were destroyed.

[He knows that doesn't mean anything though. Legolas just needs to point that out.]

By whom? [This is news to him.]

Two hobbits. [Don't expect him to give more detail than that. It would just be too easy. Also, he doesn't want Sam and Frodo to end up in any extra trouble, where ever they may be.]

I've never heard of such a race. [Is it a race?]

Then that is good for Middle Earth, for then you can do no harm to them.

[Trolol]

It is unfortunate you have informed me of their existence! [Stuff needs to be fixed.]

Ah but I've not told you where they might be found! And hobbits are clever folk, clever enough that even you could not stop them.

[Okay so maybe the army as the Black Gate helped...]

Since my Master is alive and well, I have time to discover them. [Silly Elf.] Let us hope they know how to fight.

I think you might have greater concerns than hobbits. Not everyone is as they appear.

[He's an elf with no magic ring but capable of using arrows of light. THANK YOU ZELDA]

As many call me The Deceiver, I should know that best, no? [Fire away.]

[And he turns serious.] Yes but you revealed your deceptions to all of Middle Earth when your ring was crafted. How can you deceive any one now?

Well, they might want you to cheer up for the holidays, Mairon.

[who wants a dark lord sulking in their headspace?]

If only they were so kind. [There is something underhanded afoot here.]

What Ring would that be?

The ring you used to try enslaving all others. The ring you lost. The ring that can only be unmade in Orodruin.

I am not familiar with it. [But it does sound intriguing.]

Think about it -- If they had any 'scheme', they wouldn't need to hide it from you.

[They would just do it.]

They haven't hidden it from me. [How can one play Sauron and not scheme?]

What they plan is it so bad?

No. I will be reunited with my Master, but there are details they have hidden from me.

[Have a really suspicious, very squinty elf.]

[What? It's the truth.]

[That doesn't stop him from being forever suspicious.]

Maybe they're planning to send you to a game? But I thought you would enjoy that.

[...alright that earns a poke.]

Have I rendered you speechless?

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