Heading to vatheon but concerning-

[awakenthegenius]

Look Mun, I know that I won't know we're related when I get there, but-

We really need to talk about Squall's two boyfriends. I mean, one is 17 and the other is... what a robot? I dunno if, as a father, I'm supposed to say 'good job!' or ground him!

I know! I'll ask Jecht! He looks like he's got a lot of parentin' experience...

Comments

[fallingjunkyard]

At least it shows that his hormones are intact!

[awakenthegenius]

Very true! Young men have a need to go be wild while they can!

[fallingjunkyard]

I suppose a robot has the advantage of never tiring. Maybe that's why he has two boyfriends instead of just the one?

Although... You know what they say. Like father like son!

[awakenthegenius]

Hehehe... well, I was a bit of a heartbreaker... But I never dated a robot!

[fallingjunkyard]

Is that so? Well, there's no time like the present! You could even bond with your son over robot partners. They won't even have a heart to break!

[awakenthegenius]

Huh? N-nonono, I'm married now. And hey, you never know, a robot might have a heart, just made of pumps and pipes!

I'm crying because I'm picturing all this just so you know and /facehands

[fallingjunkyard]

Your partner might be open to including a third! After all, it's good to have backup.

[awakenthegenius]

O-h...

[Picturing Raine + a sexy robot lady that might look a little like CoD maybe ]

W-w-well if Raine came around and was okay wi- [ksldjhfsdf leg cramp! He winces and waves a hand at Josh]

Owowow, hold up... [wincehiss]

[fallingjunkyard]

[Joshua can be patient!! Sometimes!]

Maybe you could convince your son to share.

[awakenthegenius]

[TURNS BRIGHT RED OMG JOSHUA NO

DDDD8]

[fallingjunkyard]

Embarrassed? Think of it as sharing something in common with your son.

[awakenthegenius]

I'm not interested in sharing that!

[fallingjunkyard]

No? Think of it as passing down knowledge!

[awakenthegenius]

[Laguna is obviously not taking this trolling well, bright red and flabbergasted]

No thank you!

[fallingjunkyard]

What if your son needs help, and is too embarrassed to ask? What better way is there than with a little demonstration?

[awakenthegenius]

[The look of horror is now cut with a look of worry. OH HYNE WHAT IF HE'S RIGHT?!]

I dunno...

[fallingjunkyard]

You know he's the sort who doesn't do talk.

[awakenthegenius]

T-true...

[fallingjunkyard]

If you demonstrate with his robot boyfriend, you're guaranteed to have his attention!

[More like horror.]

[awakenthegenius]

I d-don't think we should talk about the robot like they don't get a say in this!

[edgar_roni]

Let him sow his oats. If you try to, ah, ground him, he'll simply rebel anyway.

[He's not going to ask about the robot.]

[awakenthegenius]

You're probably right, I just wanna make sure he's not getting himself into trouble.

[edgar_roni]

As long as no one is already involved in a relationship, then he's got nothing to worry about.

[He's speaking from experience, obviously.]

[awakenthegenius]

I'm just happy that he's happy.

[edgar_roni]

If he's happy, then your job is done.

[awakenthegenius]

[Teeny wince, but it's covered by a big smile quickly]

That's all I can hope for!

[unshelledbullet]

[LAGUNA. LAGUNA NO.]

I don't have any boyfriends.

[awakenthegenius]

Oh... they broke up with you? I'm so sorry. [ ; 3;]

[unshelledbullet]

They were never my boyfriends to begin with.

[awakenthegenius]

[Curious headtilt 8DD??]

[unshelledbullet]

They're my coworkers.

...and friends.

[IT'S STILL KIND OF WEIRD SAYING THAT SOMEONE IS IS FRIEND.]

[awakenthegenius]

...

Ohhhh...

[A pause where Laguna might even look embarrassed by the mistake! Luckily it is quickly discarded]

Friends are just as good! [d ^_^ b]

[unshelledbullet]

[Okay now that's cleared up, back to what the topic should be about.]

Good luck getting in. I guess.

[HE DOESN'T WANT YOU but his mun does so deal with it Squall]

[awakenthegenius]

Thanks.

[A pause, and he looks a bit more serious]

I know things are gonna be kinda awkward, with us knowing each other but for different reasons and all. So...

[unshelledbullet]

[Are you trying to make amends or something, Laguna? It's going to be awkward no matter what.]

Whatever.

[Being Squall Leonhart is suffering.]

[awakenthegenius]

[Make amends? Maybe. It's not like he'll be able to once he's there]

No, not whatever! [STERN! or trying anyway. Thank good the future Commander Leonhart got his scaryface from Raine, not Laguna.]

This is... this is important! [He smiles again, leaning forward with his hands on his hips]

I want to be your friend, Squall. Not your father.

[unshelledbullet]

[He doesn't want that either! Is he bitter? You bet.]

No.

[THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.]

[awakenthegenius]

[Ouch, so ouch. And it shows for just a flicker.]

I'm not going to give up.

[unshelledbullet]

Then keep trying.

[BYE LAGUNA.]

[awakenthegenius]

[Bybye ; 3;/ ]

[rhyming_mage]

A warrior of Cosmos, I presume?
Then you must know one of the other, I assume?

[blitzballs]

Whoa whoa whoa. What are you asking me now?