Spoilers for this week's All-New, All-Different Avengers #1

[kid_nova]

Yeah, mun, apparently I ship me and Kamala too, just like you do.

But she apparently thinks I'm a big jerk.  What's up with that?  I wasn't that much of a jerk... was I?

Comments

[ultimatespider]

With the way you phrased...everything from the word 'go,' maybe you should be lucky that's all that happened?

At least you didn't get tossed out of a building and kinda rescued by Iron Man!

[kid_nova]

Ugh. I just totally screwed up, didn't?

But Iron Man is awesome!

[ultimatespider]

Never say 'never.' I'm sure you'll get tons of chances to turn things around and ultimately mess up. 'Things always get worst before they get better.' I ever mention that my first girlfriend was literally born into a HYDRA family?

Of course he is, but he called me 'Trademark-Infringement Kid!' He must not have heard about my backstory from the other Iron Man.

[kid_nova]

HYDRA? Really? Because now I'm picturing a HYDRA daycare.

[ultimatespider]

Yeah, really. I should say 'ex-girlfriend' since once her family captured me, my Dad and a few of my friends I broke up with her. Twice, matter-of-fact: once when I found out the truth, and later when I'd saved everyone.

[kid_nova]

Eeeesh, that's rough, dude. I can definitely say I've never had a girlfriend with super-villain ties. Or any girlfriend, really

[ultimatespider]

Yeah, but things weren't all bad. I got to meet Spider-Man from this world! The first one, I mean. And even the X-Men, or at least most of them. Jean Grey, too! She was around our age, though.

[kid_nova]

Okay, the X-Men are pretty cool. I got to hang with some of the young ones once. But the only Spider-Man I got to meet was really Doctor Octopus.

[ultimatespider]

...Doc Ock?! Really? I think I met that Spider-Man once, along with a ton of other different Spider-Men! And Spider-Women too! Most of them called themselves Spider-Girl however...

[kid_nova]

Yeah. He was a total jerk.

[ultimatespider]

He was, but trust me: the real first Spider-Man's way cooler than that one! Or is that just the first Spider-Man now...?

[kid_nova]

Don't ask me. I didn't even know there were alternate realities until it all started collapsing.