Canon is Blindspot. Spoilers in comments.

[callherjane]

No, you cannot play drunk me.

No, you can't sit there and drool over Weller in a tuxedo.

What are you, a 17-year-old girl?

Comments

[imworkingonit]

I did look pretty good.

[callherjane]

Yes, you did, but please tell my mun to stop whistling at you. It's weird.

[imworkingonit]

Whistling at me? That's new.

[callherjane]

She thinks you're hot.

( not commenting on her own opinion on that topic. )

[imworkingonit]

Me? Hot? I don't think so.

[callherjane]

She disagrees with you.

How's your father?

[imworkingonit]

Eh, okay I guess.

[callherjane]

I wish there was something I could do for you.

Although we're both at least a little drunk so that might just create another problem.

[imworkingonit]

Buzz feels nice though.

[callherjane]

Have you ever been drunk?

( the smile tugging at her lips just imagining him with his guard down. )

[imworkingonit]

I have actually.

[callherjane]

That must have been fun.

( beat. hesitation. )

Did you...want to come over?

[imworkingonit]

Sure if you want to put up with me.

[callherjane]

Of course I do.

We should also probably talk about the, uh -- the oversight. From before.

[imworkingonit]

Is that going to end up bad?

[callherjane]

I was going to ask you that. I was worried you got caught.

[imworkingonit]

I'm still here aren't I?

[callherjane]

So I guess we're both lucky my detail doesn't pay close attention?

[imworkingonit]

Well since I was there inside, they may have been lax. Or off getting a bite to eat.

[callherjane]

Maybe. I know that was a mistake on our part though.

[imworkingonit]

Was it really? [Smiles a bit.] I won't let it happen again then.

[callherjane]

Do you want my honest opinion?

[imworkingonit]

Yeah I do actually.

[callherjane]

I don't regret it. I just wish it had been, I don't know, a little more meaningful. Not just something that happened.

[imworkingonit]

Meant something to me. I get what you mean though, and I feel bad that it wasn't.

[callherjane]

It's not like you were trying to do that.

( a sheepish smile. now she feels bad for making him feel bad. )

Just...counters aren't really comfortable.

[imworkingonit]

Well if it were to happen again...I'd make sure it wasn't on a counter.

[callherjane]

And I'd try not to ruin your shirt.

[imworkingonit]

Well that I didn't mind at all.

[callherjane]

I didn't mean to grab you like that.

We're really bad at this, aren't we?

[imworkingonit]

Just out of practice is all, Jane.

[callherjane]

Then we probably need more practice.

[imworkingonit]

I think you might be right.

[callherjane]

You should come over.

[imworkingonit]

Set us up and my mun will send me right over.

[callherjane]

( teasing. )

I thought the man was always supposed to figure out the first date.

But here. I don't know why she thinks it's so funny to play me drunk.