MUN: BE SPADES SLICK

[idiotmobile]

[Sorry. Spades Slick refuses to let you be him.]

Hey. Kid.

Fuck you.

You think you can just walk your ass back to me and slide right in? Leave me for four years and think it'll just be the happiest goddamn greeting in your life when you come back? Guess what you piece of shit the drapes are on fire and your carpet is fucked to the nines and I'm the one who fucked them. You take your stupid baby ass games and you shove them right up your ass before I do it for you. You don't know what the fuck is going on in this scene anymore and I sure the hell don't but you wanna talk like you know who I am? How about you show some goddamn respect. You better walk the walk or you'll be walking...sideways...when I bash your...

Fuck. Fuck. Gimme a minute I can make that work.

[Spades is desperately trying to think of some decent wordplay to savage you with.

It isn't going well.]

Comments

[tectrixcalibur]

four years huh.
ya don't say.
happens to be the exact same amount of time my kid left me alone for.
so i'd suggest saving your breath if i were you.
respect's not a concept these types are real familiar with.

[sugarcar]

That's not gonna do ya any good, y'know. Muns don't listen to their muses very often.

[idiotmobile]

maybe not for you no one gives a shit about your baby ass dry humping giant rocks in front of everyone I always knew you were dumb as hell but I guess you had to go the extra fucking mile look screw let's make things clear when I roll into town you clear out the way and I won't try and stomp your shit down so hard

[idiotmobile]

[Aw for fuck's sake it's a kid why's it always gotta be kids?]

well he better get to it im an important man maybe yours doesnt listen to you because youre a stupid baby you ever think of that

[tectrixcalibur]

wow fuck you buddy.
i was establishing my authority the only way a man can in front a stupid rock that reflects every attack you throw at it.
but i guess a guy like you wouldn't know a thing about that would you.
if you're that bad at showing anybody what's what then i'm starting to see why you never get any respect.
that town is my turf so you better not go showing your ugly mug around there if you know what's good for you.

[idiotmobile]

yeah you showed everybody your shame you complete dumbass let me tell you something mack the moment i get to town your turf becomes my turf you got that remember if unless you want to be my new stabbing back

[tectrixcalibur]

howsabout you grow some brains numbskull??
ive got a bullet here with your name on it so id like to see you try to get within stabbing distance of me.
frankly i wouldnt recommend it.
unlike you i havent got lousy aim.