ex-posted from dear player because I can't resist

[boomsticking]

...So you're telling me in thirty years I'm gonna be a pothead with a lizard and a trailer and a shittier job than I already have who screws the pooch by saying the words while trying to nail a broad.

...Fuck it. I'm staying in the thirteen hundreds.

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[boomsticking]

[The world's biggest eyeroll, mi, just the biggest.]

Same way I know about older me and that damn trailer.

[He nudges her.]

Besides, worse shit's happened to you on my watch. Sadly.

[detoxes]

...Don't remind me.

[There's a noticeable shift in her attitude at the mention of it.]

[boomsticking]

[Cue the Guilty Feelings Face.]

Hey. 'Least I've got your back.