Canon is UNDERTALE

[realbadtime]

Thought you didn't like the genocide run.

Was 'dadjoke' taken? 'skelepun'? What about just 'puzzlemaster'.

Gonna make things a little hard for me now, don't you think?

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[bonedoggle]

i have to say, the lack of a pun is a real disappointment.

[realbadtime]

I know it's gonna kill me.

[bonedoggle]

some mundanes just aren't that humerus, what can you do?

[realbadtime]

Patella few jokes and she'll catch one?

[your_best_friend]

[realbadtime]

[Who invited you, Satan?]

Forget how good I was at these? I'm not touching that.

[puzzles]

Puzzlemaster? That sounds like a screen name for me!! NYEH-HEH-HEH!!!!!!!

[Papyrus poses spectacularly, proud of his obvious master of puzzles.

But it only lasts for a moment, before he looks a little confused.]

. . .say, Sans. What's this "genocide run" that you're talking about? It doesn't sound very nice, and I'm not sure if you should be involved with something like that! [It sounds like some kind of murderous morning jog or something!]

[your_best_friend]

I can tell you all about it, Papyrus. After all, little old me wouldn't want you to be confused about anything, would you? You're usually on top of everything. That's why you're so great!

[Flowey, no.]

[puzzles]

Oh, Flowey!! [Not sure if he knows flowey's name but its fourth wall land so shh okay. Shh.]

I know that I'm usually on top of everything, but Sans can be tricky when he doesn't want me to know about something. He hid his sock collection from me for months, craftily disguising it as just a plain pile of dirty laundry!! [The fiend!]

[your_best_friend]

That's terrible! Why would he go out of his way to trick you like that?

[realbadtime]

[He already knew what was going to happen so he does not even care. Just standing over here. That guy with the huge smelly sock collection.]

If you can't find it, it's not real, Pap.

[puzzles]

If a tree falls over and there's no one around to hear it, does it simply stop existing Sans?! [Papyrus looks cross with his brother, his brother with the stinky sock collection.]

i forgot this was here please punch me

[realbadtime]

It ain't nice at all, but don't worry, it's nothing you have to be in. I checked, okay?

very gently touches your face instead... i can never punch a sans

[puzzles]

But. . . I don't like that YOU'RE in something like this, Sans. [Now that he knows exactly what a genocide run is, he looks worried.]

You should have at least told me about it sooner!!

hhhh pap

[realbadtime]

[Welp]

Hey, hey, chances are it doesn't happen that much.

[Most of the time. He just doesn't want Papyrus to worry]

It's fine, don't have to get too upset.

[icebearforpresident]

...[Have a curious stare from a large polar bear, Sans.]

Ice Bear's mun thinks your theme was the best. Even if that mode was 'dark'.

[realbadtime]

Hey, my themes are pretty cool. Not too fond of that other one, but the rest of them are fine.

I still think Papyrus has the best one though.

[icebearforpresident]

Papyrus...? Oh. Ice Bear has been informed that he's your brother.

Ice Bear is curious to know if everyone else is a skeleton where you're from.

[realbadtime]

Nah. Not everyone is a bear either.

[realbadtime]

I'm pretty good at the crosswords.

[totoriel]

What is the genocide run?

[ ... just don't answer that. Toriel thinks that sounds pretty... bad........ but fortunately or otherwise, has no concept of how bad that real bad time gets. So instead have a dubious look while she's deciding how much she doesn't like that phrase. Normally she'd have started out with a greeting, but...

... sometimes things just don't go as planned. ]

[realbadtime]

Nothing that big. You don't have to worry about it.

[Meaning you're not going to hear it from him]

[totoriel]

If you say so.

[ Genocide in an sense is never pleasant, but... Hey, she might not be sure if it is or isn't, but she's fairly sure he'd say something if she did need to worry about it. She's wrong. ]

Aside from having a bone to pick over names, are you well, Sans?