Canon is UNDERTALE

[realbadtime]

Thought you didn't like the genocide run.

Was 'dadjoke' taken? 'skelepun'? What about just 'puzzlemaster'.

Gonna make things a little hard for me now, don't you think?

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[bonedoggle]

i have to say, the lack of a pun is a real disappointment.

[your_best_friend]

[puzzles]

Puzzlemaster? That sounds like a screen name for me!! NYEH-HEH-HEH!!!!!!!

[Papyrus poses spectacularly, proud of his obvious master of puzzles.

But it only lasts for a moment, before he looks a little confused.]

. . .say, Sans. What's this "genocide run" that you're talking about? It doesn't sound very nice, and I'm not sure if you should be involved with something like that! [It sounds like some kind of murderous morning jog or something!]

[your_best_friend]

I can tell you all about it, Papyrus. After all, little old me wouldn't want you to be confused about anything, would you? You're usually on top of everything. That's why you're so great!

[Flowey, no.]

[puzzles]

Oh, Flowey!! [Not sure if he knows flowey's name but its fourth wall land so shh okay. Shh.]

I know that I'm usually on top of everything, but Sans can be tricky when he doesn't want me to know about something. He hid his sock collection from me for months, craftily disguising it as just a plain pile of dirty laundry!! [The fiend!]

[your_best_friend]

That's terrible! Why would he go out of his way to trick you like that?

[puzzles]

Because it's scandalous!!! [He almost looks embarrassed just talking about it.]

He probably didn't want to disappoint his cool brother with having a collection of such. . . but I'm not one to judge! Even though it's gross, it's still something that makes him happy so I won't tell him to get rid of it or even to put them through the washer every once and a while!!

[your_best_friend]

Pfft. Humans wear socks all the time. But really. You want to know what genocide route means?

[puzzles]

They do?! [That sounds.... about right, actually. The surprise is worn off immediately.]

Err. . .I mean yes! Please tell me what a "genocide route" is, my friend!! [Though, wasn't it a run earlier? Well, a route is something you run on... so I guess it's not too par for the course.]

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey gets close so he can whisper.]

Genocide is when everything becomes dust... and no one remains.

[puzzles]

. . .huh? [Papyrus leans a little away from Flowey, looking kind of confused and also a bit nervous.]

I-I know what genocide is, Flowey! But what does it have to do with running?

[your_best_friend]

So that they can get away from the angry mob that formed!

[realbadtime]

I know it's gonna kill me.

[realbadtime]

[Who invited you, Satan?]

Forget how good I was at these? I'm not touching that.

[realbadtime]

[He already knew what was going to happen so he does not even care. Just standing over here. That guy with the huge smelly sock collection.]

If you can't find it, it's not real, Pap.

[icebearforpresident]

...[Have a curious stare from a large polar bear, Sans.]

Ice Bear's mun thinks your theme was the best. Even if that mode was 'dark'.

[bonedoggle]

some mundanes just aren't that humerus, what can you do?

[realbadtime]

Hey, my themes are pretty cool. Not too fond of that other one, but the rest of them are fine.

I still think Papyrus has the best one though.

[realbadtime]

I'm pretty good at the crosswords.

[realbadtime]

[He's not exactly over the moon about it either]

Started goin' on about the art and the music. Blah blah somethin' awesome so on-

You know, human stuff.

[gettin' real uncomfortable now]

[realbadtime]

[At least practically no one else can break the 4th wall outside of this place here so technically he won't have to think about it.

On the outside]

She's real into that ultra violent stuff. No stomach to play it herself though.