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[almostcaught]

Kudos on that name, darling. Unspeakably clever. Undoubtedly clever. Indubitably and other such adverbs otherwise meaning well-done. But if I could have a moment... nay, just one... now, now, don't be shy, come a bit closer... there. Listening? Good.

GIMME BACK MY SHIP!

Alright, excellent. Glad we're on the same page and all that. I'll just sit here and wait patiently for you to acquiesce to my demands. Shouldn't be too long, my skills in the arena of bargaining are second to none. You'll cave any second now.

Yeeeeeeep.

Any second now.

Comments

[heardofdenial]

Somehow, I don't think that attitude will get you anywhere...

[almostcaught]

Nonsense. It's gotten me... somewhere. Somewhere in the relative direction of forward, by my rough estimates.

[heardofdenial]

Then your mun has decided to give you your ship back? Or, do you mean in the past - because players are a completely different being when it comes to the success of one's normal methods.

[almostcaught]

They will decide to give it back. In the relative direction of forward, meaning the near future, which hopefully comes sooner rather than later. Much sooner.

[heardofdenial]

[He's obviously not sure about that, having been around here a lot longer than poor Jack.]

I'll wish you luck, then. You're going to need it.

[almostcaught]

Don't need luck. Got it completely under control. Thanks anyway, mate.

...annnnnny second now...

[heardofdenial]

... Good luck.

[Keep waiting there, man, keep waiting...]

[disorder_heaven]

Yeah, I'm thinkin' a giant ship isn't gonna come crashing through the ceiling just because you yelled.

[harrydresden]

I've found being a smartass is my most effective technique. But when that doesn't work setting things on fire seems to get me places. Granted there not always great places but I've got kind of a low bar.

[carryhope]

I wish you good luck in getting your ship back. Though, do be careful. You may get your wish but not in the way you wish...It purely depends on your Mundane...benevolence.

[promiseofredemption]

I believe you'll find that there are those who are not easily swayed by your particular set of... "charms," pirate.