X-Ray and Vav season finale! Spoilers inside!

[subparkour]

So remember all that mopey bullshit a little while back? Forget it all! Everything rules again!

I mean, I guess it was bound to happen anyway, right? Like, seriously. We're the main characters! The headliners! As if our friendship would really dissolve forever! I never really believed it for a second!

[ except for the part where he totally did ]

And hey, Mogar doesn't suck now either! He's actually kind of alright, so that's cool! Wow, it's like the stupidest happiest ending ever and it just freaking rocks. I bet nothing bad will ever happen to us ever again, right?

...

Right?







I know I'm right.

Comments

[sugartitties]

( sip sip sip. she'll just watch him get all excited and shit. )

[subparkour]

Hey, Stocking!

[ Don't mind the unusually high-spirited superhero as he throws an arm around her shoulders. ]

What's up?

[sugartitties]

You seem excited. Did you finally lose your virginity?

[subparkour]

Man, it really is always about that with you, huh? Ha! Classic Stocking.

[sugartitties]

You're starting to freak me out a little.

[subparkour]

What can I say? It's been a good day! Evil was vanquished, bromances were mended, and we're heroes again. I'm in a mood!

[sugartitties]

Bromance, huh? That's a thing guys do when they convince themselves there's "no homo" when there is a homo thing.

[subparkour]

I'm pretty sure that's just what you want to see.

[sugartitties]

So you're done being emo then?

[subparkour]

Seems so!

... Oh, and uh. Thanks for bothering to check on me back when I was.

1/2

[sugartitties]

...

[sugartitties]

I was just bored that day.

[subparkour]

Yeah, well whatever, it was still cool of you. So I owe you one or something, I guess. Got it?

[sugartitties]

.... Cake?

[subparkour]

Sure! Cake. Why the hell not, right?

[sugartitties]

The good kind. Not the cheap shit, 'kay?

[subparkour]

Uhhhh... You're gonna have to help me pick it out, then. I'm pretty much just a Hostess guy myself.

[sugartitties]

Of course! And I'll let you have one slice of it.

[subparkour]

Yeah, sure!

... I mean, I might not be able to afford much more than one slice. It's not like being a superhero is a paid gig. But heck, we'll figure something out, right? Right!

[sugartitties]

.... Only one slice?

[subparkour]

Bus fare isn't free, even for local superheroes. It adds up, okay?

[sugartitties]

Fuck that, I'll drive.

[subparkour]

I CALL SHOTGUN!

[sugartitties]

There's no one else here, dipshit.

[subparkour]

... It's the principle of the thing.

[sugartitties]

What's a school principal have to do with anything?

[subparkour]

It... Nothing? I think? Look, whatever, let's just get some freaking cake.