GAME-SEARCHING! Canon is The Devil is a Part-Timer

[mickeyd_emon]

Can't talk to the community, huh? Alright, I can work with that . . .

[he drags out a crate, dusts it off, and GALLANTLY STEPS ON TOP!]

Mundane! LET EVERYONE KNOW that Sadao Maou, the substitute manager of the MgRonald's in Hatagaya, is LOOKING FOR A GAME! You say you won't do amnesia or sex-centric games but--! [THROWS OUT HIS ARM] I'll take literally anything!

I'm a hard-worker and willing to throw my entire self into the job. [grips a shounen fist] If this new land welcomes me and my own, I'll do whatever it takes to protect it.



Oh, and Urushihara's gonna come along, too. [W-WAS THAT AN AFTERTHOUGHT?!]

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[disorder_heaven]

...Dude, I know you did not just say you're willing to enter a sex game and "take anything."

I also know you didn't imply I'd be in that kind of game. Ever. Forever.

[mickeyd_emon]

You have to look willing to take any kind of job, Urushihara! That way, they know you're going to work hard no matter what.

. . . Then we just turn down the sex stuff after the interview.

[disorder_heaven]

You're kidding, right?! There are some things that happen in those places that you can't just opt out of!

[mickeyd_emon]

You are legally old enough for that stuff . . .

[disorder_heaven]

I'm so going to regret this.

As long as the place has wifi, I can deal. Got it?

[mickeyd_emon]

Got it! [THUMBS UP] I'll get started on my resume right away.

[disorder_heaven]

This is gonna suck.

[angryhumming]

[ Oh dear. ]

I doubt you'll have any trouble; there are plenty of games to choose from. Unless you yourself have a preference.

Or .. You're waiting for someone to decide for you. [ Fist-bap into palm. ]

[mickeyd_emon]

I make my own decisions. I'm just . . . lookin' for an offer! I really dunno what's available, so that's a problem.

The only preference I got is we keep our er, greater abilities.

[angryhumming]

Skills and abilities? Mm, I agree. I usually prefer having my stats brought over from another game, too.

I'm afraid I can't help you choose anything though; I've been away for so long I have no idea where to even look for new games.

[mickeyd_emon]

Yeah, I leave that research junk to Urushihara. The purple-haired hermit up there. [points] I guess the tag list in this comm works well enough, but so many of 'em are outta business.

Oh! [he jumps down from his pseudo-soap box] Like I said, I'm Sadao Maou. I don't think I caught your name.

[angryhumming]

It is a bit difficult, now. I suppose it's stlll s bit too chaotic to really keep a directory of still-running games. [ sigh ]

Ah, nice to meet you. [ She'll bow, just a little, like a proper lady. ] My name is Asuna.

[ Last names are not for games !!! ]

Are you really that open to any sort of game? Even if your Mundane were to send you somewhere ... Horror-related? [ D: ]

[mickeyd_emon]

[he bows back slightly, his voice more subdued than his earlier, casual tone] Nice to meet you, Asuna.

[the cheery air returns to his voice]

Horror's kinda my specialty, so I wouldn't mind. I'd at least be able t' help people with more than customer service.

[angryhumming]

[ Sometimes manners are important to people okay esp. people from certain backgrounds. ]

Oh, it is? Are you a fan or is it ... Something a little else?

[ Wait is she talking to a Class A Bad Guy or something. ]

[notalldead]

Well, there's always my stompin' grounds, nexus_sages. Open place with none o' that appin' or activity checkin'. Just plug 'n play, like they say.

There really games where the fixation is knockin' boots, though? I thought that was just, y'know, life.

[mickeyd_emon]

No application at all?! Now THAT sounds like my kinda place. Thanks, man I'll check it out!

And yeah, that's what I thought! 'Parently, though, they force ya in those places. It's like, a matter of life of death. Like breakfast.

[notalldead]

If I see y'all around, I'll be sure to give ya a holler! Providin' y'don't mind talkin' with the walkin' dead, o' course.

A place where it's forced. Uh, well. That sounds like somethin' that shouldn't be allowed, if y'want my honest two bit. But to each their own. I know our writers all got a funny idea of what constitutes as fun. Usually ain't fun fer us is what I'm sayin'.

[mickeyd_emon]

I don't mind. Not usually the type I hang around, but you don't smell too bad.

I agree with ya there, though. On consent 'n shit. [and this is coming from Satan] Sex isn't a big deal where I'm from though, an' I can handle myself. So I don't think I'd have an issue. [glances toward the purple-haired kid up top] 'Pparently it's not in the cards, though.

i'm so sorry

[orderup]

A s-s-s-sex centric?!

[ No, wait. That won't do, he's not allowed. ]

You can't go somewhere like that!

don't be sorry you're wonderful ahhhh

[mickeyd_emon]

Huh? Why not?

sob into hands

[orderup]

B-because! You just can't! It isn't proper, and Maou-san shouldn't have to whorehimselfout.

pat pat, w-weeps with you

[mickeyd_emon]

Shouldn't have to--?

[oh my devil. he steps off the crate and raises wary hands he doesn't wanna get shaken again]

It's not like that, Chi-chan. I mean, I'd at least have some choice in who I have sex with.

[orderup]

That isn't the point!!!

[ She is being ridiculous about this and she knows it. But it's so hard to imagine him with someone else. Ever. At all. Ahem. ]

I am sure there are plenty of games that don't need to have ... That, as their main focus. Good games, great games, even!

[mickeyd_emon]

Yeah, I guess so. I don't think I'll head to the sex places anyway. I don't wanna deal with Urushihara's moaning.

[bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning--!]

[orderup]

H-His--?!

[ HIS WHAT HIS MOANING were you planning on making him moan how dare you even think of doing such a thing !!! ]

... But if you don't go there, then where might you go instead?