GAME-SEARCHING! Canon is The Devil is a Part-Timer

[mickeyd_emon]

Can't talk to the community, huh? Alright, I can work with that . . .

[he drags out a crate, dusts it off, and GALLANTLY STEPS ON TOP!]

Mundane! LET EVERYONE KNOW that Sadao Maou, the substitute manager of the MgRonald's in Hatagaya, is LOOKING FOR A GAME! You say you won't do amnesia or sex-centric games but--! [THROWS OUT HIS ARM] I'll take literally anything!

I'm a hard-worker and willing to throw my entire self into the job. [grips a shounen fist] If this new land welcomes me and my own, I'll do whatever it takes to protect it.



Oh, and Urushihara's gonna come along, too. [W-WAS THAT AN AFTERTHOUGHT?!]

Comments

[disorder_heaven]

...Dude, I know you did not just say you're willing to enter a sex game and "take anything."

I also know you didn't imply I'd be in that kind of game. Ever. Forever.

[mickeyd_emon]

You have to look willing to take any kind of job, Urushihara! That way, they know you're going to work hard no matter what.

. . . Then we just turn down the sex stuff after the interview.

[disorder_heaven]

You're kidding, right?! There are some things that happen in those places that you can't just opt out of!

[mickeyd_emon]

You are legally old enough for that stuff . . .

[disorder_heaven]

I'm so going to regret this.

As long as the place has wifi, I can deal. Got it?

[mickeyd_emon]

Got it! [THUMBS UP] I'll get started on my resume right away.

[disorder_heaven]

This is gonna suck.

[mickeyd_emon]

You don't know thaaaat. It could turn out totally awesome! And all the free food we could eat . . . [drooooools]

[disorder_heaven]

We don't know that, either.

[mickeyd_emon]

Guess not. Well, what kinda game you gunnin' for, anyway? Since you can't do nothin' about it.

[disorder_heaven]

Literally anythin' that doesn't require me to spread my legs for anyone. [ Not that his mun cares either way, mind you. ] And it's gotta have WiFi.

[mickeyd_emon]

So you still don't care. Alright, that's fine. I'll choose one that doesn't involve gods with crazy libidos.

[disorder_heaven]

Whatever you choose is fine, dude, as long as there are people who are willing to talk to us. As long as there's something to do.

[mickeyd_emon]

There's always somethin' to do. 'Specially since the cops? Won't exactly be an issue.

[disorder_heaven]

Ah. Right.

[angryhumming]

[ Oh dear. ]

I doubt you'll have any trouble; there are plenty of games to choose from. Unless you yourself have a preference.

Or .. You're waiting for someone to decide for you. [ Fist-bap into palm. ]

[mickeyd_emon]

I make my own decisions. I'm just . . . lookin' for an offer! I really dunno what's available, so that's a problem.

The only preference I got is we keep our er, greater abilities.

[mickeyd_emon]

That's not the go-ahead to get up to a buncha trouble, alright? It's just more leeway.

[notalldead]

Well, there's always my stompin' grounds, nexus_sages. Open place with none o' that appin' or activity checkin'. Just plug 'n play, like they say.

There really games where the fixation is knockin' boots, though? I thought that was just, y'know, life.

i'm so sorry

[orderup]

A s-s-s-sex centric?!

[ No, wait. That won't do, he's not allowed. ]

You can't go somewhere like that!

[angryhumming]

Skills and abilities? Mm, I agree. I usually prefer having my stats brought over from another game, too.

I'm afraid I can't help you choose anything though; I've been away for so long I have no idea where to even look for new games.

don't be sorry you're wonderful ahhhh

[mickeyd_emon]

Huh? Why not?

[mickeyd_emon]

No application at all?! Now THAT sounds like my kinda place. Thanks, man I'll check it out!

And yeah, that's what I thought! 'Parently, though, they force ya in those places. It's like, a matter of life of death. Like breakfast.

sob into hands

[orderup]

B-because! You just can't! It isn't proper, and Maou-san shouldn't have to whorehimselfout.

[mickeyd_emon]

Yeah, I leave that research junk to Urushihara. The purple-haired hermit up there. [points] I guess the tag list in this comm works well enough, but so many of 'em are outta business.

Oh! [he jumps down from his pseudo-soap box] Like I said, I'm Sadao Maou. I don't think I caught your name.