Canon is Undertale

[spearghetti]

So ya finally did it, huh? You finally decided to pick me up, and now you're even givin me a home.

Isn't that just

GREAT?!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FIRST? SAVE A PRINCESS? BURN DOWN A BARN? MAKE SOME SPAGHETTI?!

oh.

we're posting around memes?

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Well that's just fine! I'll be the most popular muse to post with on all the memes! I'll make so many friends that your inbox will EXPLODE with tags!

But eventually.

Maybe.

We could save a princess or two.

Comments

[justicespear]

Okay, look. You're obviously a very awesome, strong, and surprisingly attractive monster, but! BUT!! There's a limited number of princesses to be rescued.

You're gonna have to step off. I've got the princess-rescue market cornered.

1/??

[spearghetti]

While I completely respect such an attractive, strong, brilliant young monster-

2/??

[spearghetti]

There's NO WAY I'd ever back down to someone else!!! NOT EVEN MYSELF!!!

Ok I'm done

[spearghetti]

if there aren't enough princesses for the both of us-- ILL JUST PROVE THAT IM THE ONLY WON WORTH THEIR TIME!

[goatmom]

You know... I always thought that being a princess-saver is really restrictive and overrated. I mean, don't you leave out a lot of pretty ladies if you only focus on royalty?

Not to mention the only member of the Royal family is ASGORE now... and I can't really see him in a pink dress. Trust me, I was his wife and while he does look good in pink- dresses aren't his thing.

[spearghetti]

You make a good point, Toriel!! Asgore, while a great guy, probably does NOT LOOK GOOD IN A DRESS!! I'll have to keep an eye out for other pretty girls that need saving!!!!!

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... Do you need saving?

[goatmom]

Indeed. Asgore in a dress is the only thing that would make anyone actually happy to hear the dreaded Your princess is in another castle words. The world is full of pretty girls who need saving, my dear, and I'm sure they'd all appreciate a charming rescuer like you. Have you seen your scales? I have lived for a long time but I haven't seen many ladies whose body has such a wonderful shade of blue.

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... Only if you need some extra practice in saving, my dear. As a Friend I'd love to help you training a bit more.

1/2

[spearghetti]

You flatter me, Toriel.

2/2

[spearghetti]

And of COURSE as a friend!!

We'll have you put you in a lot of danger for me to save you properly!!

How about a pool of fire????

[goatmom]

What? No!

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I have magical affinity with fire, it wouldn't be a real threat to me, if you're planning to put me in real danger it should be something that can actually hurt me!

[forthespiders]

... [This smirk is not one to be trusted.]

Undyne! It's good to see you here!

I need your help!!

[spearghetti]

A heroine is ALWAYS ready to help monsters in need!!!

What seems to be the problem?!

[humerous]

[Oh geez, this is too much energy. Having Undyne around is like Papyrus times twenty.

...maybe not a bad thing though. But Sans Doesn't Tell Anyone Anything.]

that's a bit much for day one.

for them, anyway.

it's probably an afternoon as far as you're concerned.

[spearghetti]

NOT EVEN! Memes are hardly a morning training regimen for me. I'm ready for the big fish! The real deal

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Mun has to "have time for it" I guess.

[humerous]

yeah.
it's not just about whether or not you're determined to do it.
they have to be too. which doesn't work for someone like you. probably. i doubt many of them could keep up.

you'd be betta off without them.

[spearghetti]

You're right!!! Although, I never leave a friend behind!! Even if mun behaves....... Less than friendly with the situations they put me in sometimes.

[humerous]

one of those "you're gonna have a bad time" ones, huh?

[For once, a joke only he'll get.......unless Frisk was around.]

[spearghetti]

Yeah..... I dunno what exactly their plannin' next. Which keeps me on my toes, at least!! I like that!

[pacifrisk]

*You wave energetically to Undyne.
*...She seems very excited! It fills you with DETERMINATION.

[spearghetti]

[ It seems Undyne is making a princess to save out of paper. ]

FRISK!!! Come help me!!

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Does this look like a princess to you?

[pacifrisk]

*...You contemplate Undyne's Paper Princess very intensely.
*The sight of such a carefully undertaken act...it fills you with determination.

What does a princess look like? I don't think I've seen one...so of course it does. Princesses are real, just like anime...!

[spearghetti]

They're like!!! Royal, and pretty.

[ She's starting to question the beauty of her paper princess. ]

ANIME IS REAL!!! THATS RIGHT!!! AHHAHAHA!! SO THERE MUST BE PRINCESSES FOR ME TO SAVE SOMEWHERE!

[pacifrisk]

But you're really pretty too, Undyne...! A-and so is Alphys, and Toriel, and everyone else...I don't think Toriel's a princess, though.

The human world is...big. There's princesses somewhere...! I believe in you!

*You give Undyne a thumbs up!

[spearghetti]

You mean it?

[pacifrisk]

Of course! You're the best, Undyne.

[...and here, have a nice bear hug from this small child, Undyne. They missed you.]

[spearghetti]

Haha! I know right?! I am the best!

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You're a close second.

[pacifrisk]

...Everyone else here deserves that title more than me.

[Frisk ducks their head into Undyne, hiding their face. They're sniffling.]