undertale - voicetest - game seeking?

[killerbotty]

What a performance that was. Did you enjoy it, darling? It was the only way to go out! I hope you watched every moment at the very edge of your seat. Then again, you must have, since you played the human that bested me.

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Oh no, don't look at me like that! I'm not sore over it. ♥

[...]

If anything, I'm impressed that you didn't take a single shot at my heart. Do you know how many would have killed for the chance? But all's well! I'll remain an underground idol. You saw. My people need me. Who could ask for a more beautiful audience? Except.

[...]

If you're determined to bring me somewhere else... somewhere with humans... I would find some way to keep them entertained. I'd top the charts! They've never seen a show like mine, sweetie, I promise you that!

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[forthespiders]

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...can I have your autograph? Ahuhuhu~~

[killerbotty]

Anything for a loyal fan! What name should I make it out to, darling?

[forthespiders]

eBay!

And one for my friend Muffet, if that is alright. Though if you can't do the second one, I will just have to do with the first. Ahuhuhuhu~

[killerbotty]

What an entrepreneurial spirit!

[Not like he has an actual manager. His creator hardly counts. Nobody there to tell him not to do exactly as he's been requested.

He writes with a flourish before bestowing the autographs upon the spider-friend.]

Make sure you tune in this week, won't you?

[forthespiders]

Ahuhuhu~♡!

[She's genuinely pleased and actually appreciates that he was willing to give her both autographs. Sure, she's going to sell the first one, but if he's okay with it...]

[...man, Mettaton is awesome.]

Of course! We never miss an episode. It's the spider's favorite show~

[Her's too, but coy modesty is keeping her from saying so.]

[killerbotty]

I don't blame them. You could say it's the only thing worth watching!

[Maybe even the only thing on TV at all. All bars of color and static when he isn't airing.]

OOOooooh. Are you still having that bake sale? What if I gave you a quick promotion?

[forthespiders]

You'd do that? For us???

[REALLY??? ∴:O!!]

[flowerbed]

[SPARKLES]

Can I co-star again?

[killerbotty]

Oh, darling. Do you think you can withstand a second go?

[flowerbed]

[Frisk strikes a pose.]

I'm always ready for you.

[killerbotty]

[Guess whose leg is going straight fucking up into the air??? Roboflexibility is hard to beat.]

I like that spirit!

[flowerbed]

[That won't stop Frisk from trying!!

--or from teetering dangerously!]

Mettaton. [Said with the most serious expression. Their leg is still up in the air, even if it's super wobbly.] It's time for a rematch.

[killerbotty]

With all that confidence, you're going to make the whole audience shiver.

[He'll very nicely reach out a hand, and with a single robotic fingertip pressed to their foot, he stabilizes Frisk's pose.]

as I curse that I don't have a canonmate to throw at you: your voice is super

[heavenscorpse]

What is your show like? I haven't seen very many television shows, so I don't know exactly what the different kinds are.

[But she's still excited to hear about them! More so because of that, even!]

thank you so much! and crosscanon is AOK

[killerbotty]

What isn't it like, beauty!

[Confetti spirals down from the ceiling. How did it get there? When did Mettaton have time to rig that?]

Why don't you sign up to be our next guest star!

[heavenscorpse]

[Don't question it, it's Dear Mun.]

Me? I don't know if I have a lot of 'stage presence'. Oh, I could play guitar though! Do you need background music?

[killerbotty]

Oh no. I provide my own. All you have to do is answer a few, easy questions...

[heavenscorpse]

I can do that! If they're easy.

[killerbotty]

Are you ready?

i promised you a sans and a sans you shall have

[skelepun]

[Sans wasn't really a 'celebrity guy' per se, but it was pretty much impossible to live your life underground and not know Mettaton. Especially not when you had a brother who really enjoyed cooking shows.]

Guess I missed the big show. Glad to hear you didn't ro-botch it.

yessssss. also we both have pun names. glee.

[killerbotty]

Well, a truly divine host isn't going to miss a step. Then I'd be little better than an intern.

[skelepun]

Nah, can't see you standing for that. Heh. Literally. [He rounded Mettaton's new from, curious. Obviously this was an upgrade from the rectangle everyone knew and loved. More human than ever. Alphys was gifted.] How long have you had this trick?

[killerbotty]

Which trick, my dear? You're going to have to be more specific.

[HE TOTALLY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT. He just wants to force the other monster to say it. You know, as he strikes another pose, this time with even more leg (somehow).]

[skelepun]

[Somehow.]

Heh. [Sans flicked at Mettaton's outstretched legs, chuckling at the metallic reverberation.] I dunno. Can't put my finger on it.

[killerbotty]

Ah!

[Flicked! How dare! But it's all right. Surely this is one of his fans too shy and overwhelmed to know how to speak directly to their idol. His leg will sloooowly lower itself down. He'll bend sharply at his waist. Kind of an inhuman (duh) and precise way to pivot one's torso.]

Do you mean this body?